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"Stupid question, stupid answer" game

#151 User is offline   Shinamura 

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 12:43 PM

Because the kettle always responds with. "What the f%#@ did you call me!"

Why is it that my roomate never showers?
"Whats the point of having boobs if I dont use them to my advantage?"

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Posted 05 March 2011 - 03:50 PM

because all he ever wanted was to cuddle.

What do you do when you get a text from God at 2 in the morning that says "need you now?"????
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Posted 05 March 2011 - 07:56 PM

Wondering what happened to Allah and the others since they are God's BFF.

Who would win in a food contest; A ninja or a pirate?
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Posted 05 March 2011 - 11:08 PM

Hmmm? Tough question.
Pirates are known to eat unhealthy foods but the ninjas have Kobayashi?

Why can't white people jump?
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Posted 06 March 2011 - 11:01 AM

Non-aerodynamic genetics.


How come when you want to play the DS, you can never find your stylus?
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Posted 06 March 2011 - 08:42 PM

Because I needed yours to test if stylus chop sticks would work.....f.y.i...they do...the orange chicken was delicious.

How come I derp when I herp?
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Posted 06 March 2011 - 08:46 PM

Because you're a Derpatologist.

What's the quickest way to Narnia?
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Posted 06 March 2011 - 08:49 PM

Enough scotch will do the trick.

Why do most people think absinth gets you high.
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Posted 07 March 2011 - 06:43 PM

The same reason they think marijuana makes you hallucinate..IT'S A DEPRESSANT PEOPLE! SCIENCE!

Why does community college suck so hard?
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Posted 08 March 2011 - 01:17 AM

because community people are always going downtown (that was clever!! give props where deserved!!!)

why do people allow other people to eat food?
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#161 User is offline   Shinamura 

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 09:11 AM

Its hard but we have to let them live.

Why are the jersey shore people so popular?
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Posted 08 March 2011 - 09:26 AM

They go to the gym, do their laundry, and go tanning just like everyone else.
Who in American can't relate!??

Why are pirates (modern day) not as awesome as they used to be?
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#163 User is offline   Shinamura 

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Posted 08 March 2011 - 09:28 AM

Simple, no parrots.

Why do I have a beard?

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Posted 09 March 2011 - 10:27 AM

Your chin was cold and was too cheap to pay for heating.


Why do most people always feel sleepy on rainy days?

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Posted 10 March 2011 - 06:32 PM

Because of H20 not being Gatorade or anything else that will wake you first before crashing like a low traction tractor on a muddy road.

Why is ACen only 3 days? (Angels are crying now.)
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Posted 10 March 2011 - 06:35 PM

Because god hate acen.

What do do if you see a panther?
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Posted 10 March 2011 - 07:16 PM

Stop, drop, and roll.

Why don't they make spork silverware?
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Posted 11 March 2011 - 02:14 PM

Because the fork-and-spoon industry would go out of business, so they made sure it would NEVER happen. (Frankly the knives couldn't care less.)


Why isn't there anything good on TV on the weekends?
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Posted 20 March 2011 - 12:46 AM

Because Tv stations don't consider the neets and hikkis and think everyone is out getting wasted or going to applebees with their families.

Why are all the good sales on Sundays only (when you might have to go out/parents house/church/etc.)
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Posted 20 March 2011 - 12:24 PM

So the retail industry doesn't lose money...and they're d-bags.


What's the point of plain cheese pizza?
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Posted 20 March 2011 - 01:25 PM

Hot sauce.

Why do people think they can mess with anon?
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Posted 23 March 2011 - 12:36 AM

Because superman told them to.

Why is humanity falling apart?
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Posted 23 March 2011 - 05:08 AM

because god didnt fry check our seams

how many geeks does it take to make a pop tart
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Posted 23 March 2011 - 10:32 AM

One, because it only takes one geek to make a machine that'll automatically put the Pop Tart into the toaster, take it out, and put it on a plate. Now, how long that geek will stay in front of his computer/TV/video game console until he finally gets up and gets it, that's a whole 'nother set of calculations...


Why is there snow this close to April?
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Posted 23 March 2011 - 02:44 PM

Apparently someone was dumb enough to leave the fridge open and it affected the e-co-sys-tem or what not.

What do trolls do when they are not trolling?
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Posted 23 March 2011 - 09:46 PM

Moonlighting as lurkers.


Why is only 5 percent of all the fanfiction out there actually good?
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Posted 25 March 2011 - 07:24 AM

cause those 5% are made by ppl who have no life and that is all they do and they need to get out and get some sun. (This is not pointed towards most ppl. I mean this to those who are ACTUALLY shut ins)

How much does a polar bear weigh? (trick question)

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Posted 25 March 2011 - 11:07 AM

Enough to break the ice! :P

Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
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Posted 25 March 2011 - 02:21 PM

So that people can use dots more in words for no apparent reason. A.D.

Why are yaoi fan-girls more noticed/shunned than rabid yuri/hentai fan-boys?
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Posted 25 March 2011 - 07:39 PM

Because their fan-squeals are decibels louder than the fanboys'.


Why can you hardly find a working ink pen?
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