*Snerk* Everyone seems to have gotten that these are yugioh cards.
The soggy cards are ruined! They were worth nothing anyways, unless you count satirical value. The nerds are enraged and make to attack you, but the water of your hose causes them great fear! You escape, and they are foiled. You win!
Unfortunately, you have placed yourself in the role of villain, and everyone knows that the villains die horribly. The duelist loses his cards, and later returns to pierce your moist cocoon with his iron lance. You lose.
The stage magicians make you disappear, into a pool of rape.
Frisbee Man, thrower of Frisbee, strikes you with tentacle rape Frisbee. You are tentacle raped.
The Card Duelists rape you, they were all previous virgins.
GOOD day to you SIR.
The card duelists feel self-conscious for a moment, but this only fuels them in attacking you, verbally. You lose, but only because no one wins like when there are harsh words.
Day 4 up.
This post has been edited by Jeff: 16 August 2010 - 03:33 PM