Posted 28 April 2013 - 04:09 AM
Ooh, ooh! My favorite story working at Meijer. There was a chronic thief in the area who was hitting up all of the local Meijer stores - so LP had been tipped off that he would hit our store one particular night. (I'm glad I'm not the only one here who works the graveyard shift.) I'm chillin', not even really paying attention to what's going on, completely unaware of what's about to go down, and suddenly I see about 10 city police officers bolt in the doors, following our LP guy towards the back of the store. This idiot decided it would be a good idea to climb over the cage that holds our electronics in the storage area in the back of the store. He was able to get over the fence - with it's sizable 2 foot gap from the ceiling, but wasn't able to get back out. He was surrounded, with his body straddled over the top of the fence in the middle of the air. The cops tazed him, had our night manager pull out a forklift, had him lift up several officers on a pallet attached to the forklift, and then, apprehended the moron. Mentally, all I could think of was, "First floor, electronics. Second floor, incapacitated thieves. Please keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times..."
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