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A Letter To President Obama Or, Why Excel is Proving Hobbes' Point

#1 User is offline   sentinel28a 

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 03:06 PM

Dear President Obama,

First of all, congratulations on becoming President. That's supremely kewl. I didn't vote for you, but hey, that's why we have elections here in the US of A. Sometimes you lose. I mean, the Dolphins lost to the Ravens, and I'm not bitter about that at all. At least not when the Prozac is working, anyway.

In any case, what I want to call your attention to is a real problem we have in Chicago. No, not that one, the other one. I'm referring of course, to Anime Central's resident queen, Excel Excel.

See, Excel is a wonderful, decent person, but ever since she came back from your inauguration, she's been acting strange. More so than usual. I mean, we expect a certain amount of insanity here, but this is getting out of hand. I think she's drunk with power. I mean Saddam Hussein style drunk with power, not Blago style drunk with power.

She's got us erecting statues of her, and because she wants her breasts to be like Naga, the statues are inherently unstable. Since I'm pretty certain you're not an otaku (you ordered a hamburger for your first meal on Air Force One, and didn't demand pocky too), allow me to explain. Transplant the Guns of Navarone onto your wife's chest, and you would have Naga. See what I mean? That's just crazy.

Anyone who opposes her Robespierre-like reign of terror is subjected to working in the potato mines, i.e. McDonald's. While this could end up working well as part of your New Deal thingy you're working on to put America back to work, it's not like she pays us anything for it. I think that's against the 14th Amendment. We fought a war over that sort of thing! I'd fire on Excel's Fort Sumter, but not only does that sound somewhat wrong and dirty, it would probably mean opening fire on the Hyatt, and it's such a nice hotel.

I'm not asking for TARP money or anything, though I wouldn't mind a few mil here and there if you've just got it lying around. All I want is for you to have a talk with Excel. She'll listen to you. I mean, I'm pretty sure she makes virgin sacrifices to your picture once a week, and twice on weekends. And it's not like I won't help you out if things get rough. You need a babysitter for the kids, give me a call, send up Air Force Two, and I'll be there for ya. We'd have a great time. Milk, cookies, and watching Violence Jack Pokemon.

Anyway, thanks for your time, Mr. President. I know you're busy with running the country and all, but really, do you want a full-scale otaku geekfight in the streets of Chicago? What would France say?

If you're not busy in May, we have this little convention thing you should stop by and see. Just tell 'em Gendo sent you. Oh, and bring some Secret Service guys along too. We've got this real problem with lines here.

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 03:19 PM

I have already talked to Obama about the Gitmo situation. I suggested that they should all come to this insanity forum.
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Posted 25 January 2009 - 04:16 PM

The last thing we need is more crazy people.
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Post icon  Posted 25 January 2009 - 07:35 PM

Exactly! That's why they would be perfect here. With me being the ringleader ill drive them to borderline or Blagojevich insanity!
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Posted 25 January 2009 - 08:44 PM

Any Gitmo folk would be impressed of the sheer number of your army, excel.

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Posted 25 January 2009 - 09:51 PM

Has anybody talked to Obama about an Otaku bailout???
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 02:28 AM

View Postkahad, on Jan 26 2009, 03:51 AM, said:

Has anybody talked to Obama about an Otaku bailout???


Excel was supposed to, dammit. I don't see any progress on this yet, Excel! Some queen you are.

No wonder you're all alone on Valentine's Day.

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Posted 26 January 2009 - 03:42 AM

would be interesting to see
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 06:06 AM

Dear President Obama,
Please clean up our forums and condense all this Hype about your presidency into one Thread. Or possibly even a subcategory.
It's rather annoying opening up the front page and seeing five different threads about you in an Anime convention forums.
Other than that, I'm good.
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 11:45 AM

View Postkahad, on Jan 26 2009, 05:51 PM, said:

Has anybody talked to Obama about an Otaku bailout???

it's called getting a job! >:3
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 06:26 PM

View Postsentinel28a, on Jan 26 2009, 02:28 AM, said:

Excel was supposed to, dammit. I don't see any progress on this yet, Excel! Some queen you are.

No wonder you're all alone on Valentine's Day.

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Tis true. Its lonely at the top but you know I will survive. If I get in a relationship, then he will want half of the power. I cant have that. Men are like kleenex. Soft, strong and disposable.
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 07:34 PM

that was fun to read
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Posted 26 January 2009 - 11:30 PM

View Postexcel excel, on Jan 27 2009, 01:26 AM, said:

Tis true. Its lonely at the top but you know I will survive. If I get in a relationship, then he will want half of the power.


That's so not true! I would be content with merely a third.

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Posted 27 January 2009 - 12:44 AM

Dear mr president,

stay away from this forum .things could get pretty ugly around here <_< no need getting you involved
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