This chick “Yes we do however Teko would be fond of the idea of all the tekorons where naked but that won’t happen any time soon. “ Just then the door to the white room blasted open and a man in a leather man Faye outfit on and says. “This Chick it is I Million Knives Chief Engineer of Tekoron ships and gay lover of Teko have come to rescue you " This Chick "Well it's about time I have been in the shower for about 65 yrs where have you been" puts Knives "Sorry you were hard to find " This Chick rolls her eyes in disbelief. " Let’s go". This Chick and Knives walk out the door, just then, Give Up The Ghost goes in front of them and tells them if they move and he’ll shoot. They laugh and just kept walking. Give Up The Ghost shoots Knives in the chest but Knives doesn't get hurt , knives says "STUPID HUMANS NOTHING CAN PENETRATE MY CHESTILES" .With that tentacles bursts out of this chicks back and grabs Flying Elf and Give Up The Ghost. Like this TC “Sorry http://img183.images...iknowwhokc5.jpg we can't "play” right now bye.” This Chick opens a portal and she and Knives go though the portal. Somewhere outside Roswell a portal opens This Chick and Knives walk out. TC "Where is Teko" A voice out of the darkness "He is in Africa “TC "I know that voice is that you XenoBlade Teko's other gay lover and my male sex slave" XenoBlade comes out of the darkness . "Yes it is I, come you two, to Africa we go"
In Africa Excel goes to bed after a long day with her sister at the hospital as she is about to sleep she sees this on her balcony http://img78.imagesh...nttoknowhh9.jpg it starts singing to her "In the jungle the mighty jungle Teko will work his magic tonight , it's OK Excel don't fear me Excel I want you with me to tonight (this part gets louder)CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT" Excel is like WTF "HELL NO YOU HORNY ALIEN B@$T@$H GET OUT OF MY ROOM " Kicks him off the balcony to the ground “I GOT ME A REAL MAN " Points to Sentinel that is behind him. Sentinel puts out a card "I SUMMON YOU OBELISK THE TORMENTOR" With that Teko gets blasted 100 miles away. Teko lands on the ground, he then gets up, to see where he landed. He hears someone singing it none other than Femme Fatale singing to Teko LOUD" TEKO I WILL FOLLOW YOU, FOLLOW YOU WHERE EVER YOU MAY GO. THERE ISN'T AN OCEAN TOO BIG A MOUNTAIN NAMED EXCEL TOO HIGH IN CAN’T KEEP ME WAY TEKO YOUR MY DESTINY .I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU AND WHERE EVER TEKO MAY GO. I WILL FOLLOW. HE IS MY TRUE LOVE, MY TRUE LOVE FROM NOW UNTIL FOREVER FORE............"Femme Fatale falls down she was shoot by a few tranquilizers darts in her. Some men in white coats (the name on their coats is FOXXYOPOLIS Asylum) take her away. Teko sees then Nile river jumps in.
As Teko swims the Nile he sees this hot cat girl http://img145.images...oycon025la8.jpg enjoying the sun's rays on her priv. yacht. Her name is Slouty Strawberry a Lieutenant General of High General Yor970 of the Darken one's cat army. Teko seeing her alone decides to seize this opportunity to tentacle rape her. Teko goes by the boat and grabs her like this http://img391.images...1/434/oked0.jpg .Slouty gasps and tries to free herself. Teko says "Sorry but an alien tentacle monster got to do what an alien tentacle monster got to do" Slouty frees herself and goes on top of the ship ready for an attack. Teko "O come on you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do what they do on the disc..........."Slouty claws through Teko before he can finish his song and looks at him with deadly cat eyes."IF I WERE YOU I'D RUN “Teko seeing his live is in danger flees the scene. Kitty Garra goes on deck. Kitty Garra is Slouty husband and also a Lieutenant General in the cat army. Slouty told her husband about what happened. Her husband response with this "How dare this creature try to get it on my wife" Puts out a shotgun and tells his wife his going hunting. Slouty stops her husband and gives her husband I want a piece of the action look. "Before we go hunting we must call someone first."
Meanwhile back a crimson anime lounge. Spazchan the husband of the owner of Crimson Anime Lounge, Crimson Anime. Spazchan is at the bar cleaning dishes while his bus boy Tim the Asian is cleaning the tables. The door to the lounge opens and reporter Sakura gaijin walks in. Tim "Sorry where're closed" Sakura says “I know, I just wanted to see Spazchan for something" Spaz "Sorry if I say anything my wife would put me in the dog house or I should say cat house." Sakura "It's about rini Kasin and Casablanca" Paz thought to himself "That I can tell you. Here it goes rini and Kasin had a one night stand. After me Crimson, Sarah, Tim, Rini, and him watched the movie Casablanca. By the way which part did he play?" Sakura "The guy" Spaz "If playing the guy makes us think is any less gay he's so wrong" Pulls out a phone book “I'm going to call Kale and we're going to do an intervention like we did with Lady Soy Sauce " Tim says "I think your right I never saw a man cry so hard at the end of that film, by the way who is Lady Soy Sauce" Spaz looks at him “Lady Soy Sauce was once called Soy Sauce but one day me and all his good friend decide to do an intervention leaded by Kale http://uk.youtube.co...h?v=eD6CXtOpZuw to make Soy Sauce realize he is a woman trapped inside a man's body and he's gay. It worked the next day Soy went to his friend Doctor Renton and got turned in to a woman. The following day his other friend Kistu Chan helped him buy his new clothes, that how he became a she."Tim "Oh". A sweet innocent child named Sarah comes down the stairs. One day while Spazchan and Crimson were walking in the woods when they hear someone calling for help. They look and see 3 hooligans tea bagging a cardboard box http://img395.images...oycon009ew0.jpg Spaz hears a girl crying and jumps into action and kicks their @$$es. Crimson and Spaz opens the box and sees this sweet child, a virgin of innocence, in box they adopted her as their own. Sarah "Father I am going out to get some more firewood" Spaz says "Ok" Spaz thinking to himself what could go wrong. Little did Spaz know Tekomuto was just around the corner.
Part 3 done Part 4 a Cat’s Meow
DUE TO NOT GETTING ANY TEKO TENTACLE RAPES THE AUTHOR
This post has been edited by firegirl26: 14 August 2008 - 03:47 PM