[FlyingElf]

I probably could put in a good word for you, but I hardly see that as an efficent use of my time, especially when you have nothing to offer me. So I'll let her decide who she wants to be nice to and who she doesn't want to be nice to.

[Maj. G]

eyeball kid said:

I think I could handle JoD.

She'd be fun, though.

psh. i know i could handle her. the question is, could she handle me.

sango-chick said:

guys top three: looks, sex, attitude;  gals top three: caring, loyal, trustworthy:heart:

*loud buzzer*...oooh...looks like that's wrong. would another contestant care to take this one?

[FlyingElf]

Shes not really wrong. Its probably the general answers for guys and girls. Or at least the most common answer for them. That doesn't mean every guy or girl feels this way, just the majority of them.

[Kyuu]

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guys top three: looks, sex, attitude; gals top three: caring, loyal, trustworthy

Actually, there's a progression... and the duration of time for each varies. The order of progression varies with each person as well.

Personally...

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Kyuu top three: looks (rate 7 - 10), attitude (nice)

Now, if you mean sex as in GENDER (um... female) -- then -- yea -- that's #1.

[Scottaconda]

My personal top 3

Eyes, personality, style (general not just clothes)


4th on my list would be sex though. What?! I'm not gonna lie! I enjoy it. But I will say it's something I can live without. I lost my virginity at the age of 17. She broke up with me cuz she thoght I was cheating on her. Truth was, she was hoping I did cuz she had already cheated on me. When I found another gf, she was a virgin. She knew I wasn't and told me she wasn't ready. I said that was fine. I dedicated myself to her and refrained from sex for over a year and a half! We only had sex when she said she was ready. And to add to that, we had sex when we were together for a year and a half. Thats not including the 6 months I went without sex previous to meeting her. So in total thats 2 years.

So for any of you females that think that sex is something we guys always aim for, always remeber there are exceptions. Not every guy is trying to get into your panties. There are those of us that actually want a real relationship. There are those of us that think about love and respect first. Sex is the added bonus to everything else. And even then it's just another way to further connect with the one you're already close to.

Now gimme my cookie! *takes cookie, gets some milk, and sits on the floor eating and drinking* Yummy! :-3

[JoD]

Keiichi-chan said:

Well..okaaay?
But didn't she call you master? Then do me a favor and force your subordinate to be nice to me! T_T
*nudges*
Do it! Plllz?

pssh! dont think he's so high and mighty!! he may be my master, but that believe you me, that doesnt mean much!! (between us, i'm just acting nice so i can get close to him. after that, i'm going to castrate the sorry b1stard, tear his pride, smash it on the floor, and then TAKE COMMAND!! BWAHAHAHA THE WORLDS MINE!!!) by the way. . how are fortune cookies scary? :confused:


PS: master if you read this, I'M TOTALLY JOSHING!!! *i wuv you* ^.^


oh, yeah:

Maj. G said:

psh. i know i could handle her. the question is, could she handle me.

. . .ha. . haha. . . .*snort* HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! XD

[sango-chick]

Scottaconda said:

So for any of you females that think that sex is something we guys always aim for, always remeber there are exceptions.  Not every guy is trying to get into your panties.  There are those of us that actually want a real relationship.  There are those of us that think about love and respect first.  Sex is the added bonus to everything else.  And even then it's just another way to further connect with the one you're already close to.

yes, that is true, it is not always, but it is a majority, unfortunately, and you cannot disprove that, i got the statistics to prove that it is a majority that want it. But GO YOU!!!^^ you are totally awesome being that upfront about it

JoD said:

pssh! dont think he's so high and mighty!! he may be my master, but that believe you  me, that doesnt mean much!! (between us, i'm just acting nice so i can get close to him. after that, i'm going to castrate the sorry b1stard, tear his pride, smash it on the floor, and then TAKE COMMAND!! BWAHAHAHA THE WORLDS MINE!!!) by the way. . how are fortune cookies scary? :confused:
PS: master if you read this, I'M TOTALLY JOSHING!!! *i wuv you8 ^.^

its all good im sure. I mean i told him that we should hook up and was joshing also, so its all good....but here, let me take the weapons from his possesion first *takes all of FlyingElf's weapons*

[FlyingElf]

That might work if you could even begin to carry all my weapons. Plus I'm still saving my favorite weapon as my trump card. I love my shoulder mounted anti-aircraft gun.

And JoD, I wish you luck when you try. *evil laugh*

[JoD]

FlyingElf said:

And JoD, I wish you luck when you try.  *evil laugh*

*stabs* well. . . THAT was easy. :confused: I WIN!!

sango-chick, i proclaim you my partner in crime!! sHw00T!! ^_~

[FlyingElf]

I'm a friggin ninja, stabbing doesn't work cause I do 3 backflips into a forward roll and jump up and throw 20 kunai, and kill 19 old people and a baby cause I'm crazy like that. Plus I could always just replace, DUH

[JoD]

shhh. you're supposed to be dead, master!!!

*ignores his voice to persue her baby-stabbing rampage* RAAAA!! x_x

[FlyingElf]

Mere mortals cannot kill me, however it was amusing of you to try, and henceforth I shall not punish you for such an attempt.

[shojohoshii]

FlyingElf said:

Now if she said "What is he...are you reading these things from a fortune cookie while I eat babbies", then maybe it'd be scary.  Well not for me, but thats cause my mind is so wrapped in the insanity I can brush off such comments.

There's a satire about eating babies to end poverty I read as a junior, I wish I remembered who wrote it. (thinking who wrote it)

[sango-chick]

me being a goddess *kills FlyingElf* ahh thats better, he was starting to get annoying with that better-than-thou bs:cool:

[Scottaconda]

sango-chick said:

yes, that is true, it is not always, but it is a majority, unfortunately, and you cannot disprove that, i got the statistics to prove that it is a majority that want it.  But GO YOU!!!^^ you are totally awesome being that upfront about it

I'm not disputing this fact. Thats why I said there were exceptions. oh and I never trust statistics. They're hardly ever correct. Statistics are based on surveys taken. Survey's can be biased and never cover everyone due to only interviewing a couple dundred people. It's like saying that illegal immigrants work the kitchens. But we know this is not always true. Statistics are like stereotypes.

Again I don't dispute what you said and it is indeed a sad thing that most guys are dumbasses and don't know how to treat a female right. But the exceptions are the rare gems that make things all the better. Here's the question though.

Are you really looking for the right guy? I consider myself tobe one the the rarities. But I'm never held onto. I used to have a blog on my myspace about the debate on nice guys and nice girls. But I wrote too manyblogs and it'snow been thrown to teh trash. >.< Oh well.

I hope you guys find me at ACEN. When you get to know me, you'll see what I mean.

[JoD]

Scottaconda said:

I consider myself tobe one the the rarities.  

shya!! me too!! . . .except in a psychotic, the-kind-of-person-your-parents-warned-you-about sort of way. :sweatdrop

[Keiichi-chan]

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how are fortune cookies scary?

lol!
Oh...umm..i just imagine you sorta screaming it like..'WHAT ARE YOU READING FROM A DAMMN FORTUNE COOKIE!?!!?'
*bites head off*
Iz Flying Elf some hot stud, or something then?
O.O
You must teach me your ways, o master.

[sango-chick]

Keiichi-chan said:

lol!
Oh...umm..i just imagine you sorta screaming it like..'WHAT ARE YOU READING FROM A DAMMN FORTUNE COOKIE!?!!?'
*bites head off*
Iz Flying Elf some hot stud, or something then?
O.O
You must teach me your ways, o master.

he not hot stud, he just psychotically enjoyable:heart:

[Maj. G]

JoD said:

. . .ha. . haha. . . .*snort* HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!! XD

laugh as you may, but i'd like to see you try.

[sango-chick]

look babe she's like...my level, in other words...you cant handle her:heart:

i just realized that level is spelled the same way forwards and backwards...

[Ichimaru Gin]

yup, it's palindromic, same as wow and yay and racecar...

And since I can think of nothing more insane than me actually doing something sane...I'm gonna follow the thread
Oo'

name(or name you will answer to): Michael, Mike, Mikey...also long as the sence of Michael is still there...but definately not Michelle!!! Also whatever pen-name I happen to be using at the time via the internet
age: 19
REAL LOCATION: Fort Wayne, Indiana *shrug*
Favorite anime: erm...Oo'..Bleach, Cowboy Bebop, Evangelion (minus the last 3 episodes), Black Cat, Tenjou Tenge, Trigun, One Piece, R.O.D. the T.V., Shaolin Showdown, Gundam Wing, G Gundam, Megaman NT Warrior, Megas XLR, Big O, DBZ, DB, some of Digimon, The Adventure of Spiderman, IGPX, and those are just teh ones I can name off the tip of my hat
least favorite anime: Pokemon, the other some of Digimon, Totally Spies, almost anything aired on Miguzi...
name a talent you have (KEEP. IT. G. RATED!!!) : Erm...I can play the Marimba 4-mallet style, poem writing...
a SMALL bio about yourself (try to be specific...dont be like: "i like cars and movies and games....and manga" O_o what KIND??? duuuh!) : I'm mostly insane, totally random, very kind, almost always happy, bloody `ell what am I s`posed to be putting here? :sweatdrop
anything else: I'm current enrolled in college at IPFW (Indiana University Purdue University Fort Wayne) attempting to earn a Major in Preveterinary science. Despite how much you'd think I may be I'm not even near being an otaku, but I have a massive obsession with video games. My favorite kinds of video games are racing and fighting and puzzle games. In each category specifically may favorite games right now are Burnout 3, Tekken 5, and Tetris. Honestly, I'm just doing this because I'm bored and have to wait an hour for a cheesecake to bake. I can cook a little bit here and there despite being a guy and it always turns out EXTREMELY well. I have A.D.D. out the wazoo, I say this because I have the attention span of a cheese sandwich. I...erm...well...can't think of "anything else worth mentioning right now". Oh wait! I'm a male that is 6'3", I hair brown eyes and brown hair, have actually had girls compliment be on being handsome outside of my family, some even right in the middle of school! I've never had a girlfriend before...Woot, that's all I can think of right now! Peace out!
did I forget any of the categories?!?
I repeat...LeT BoReDoM ReiGN!
Oo'

[stomptoMYbeat]

*pokes head in*

This thread has had a LOT going on since I last posted in here ... like; a year ago. XD

[kawaii_kitty]

stomptoMYbeat said:

*pokes head in*

This thread has had a LOT going on since I last posted in here ... like; a year ago. XD

A lot of insanity and nonsense, but unfortunately I don't think anyone has yet to "hookup" from this thread! :sweatdrop

[Aya-kun]

still nothing.....oh well, f**k it. I'll just have to hook-up in person

[Maj. G]

sango-chick said:

look babe she's like...my level, in other words...you cant handle her:heart:

i just realized that level is spelled the same way forwards and backwards...

...shya...I scare people off. Not the other way around. I challenge you both. at the same time.

[SarahWolf]

Just because I've completely disappeared from this forum for half a year....


name(or name you will answer to): Sarah

age: 14... getting closer to 15.

REAL LOCATION: near Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Favorite anime: Cowboy Bebop, Yami no Matsuei, Saiyuki, Kodocha

least favorite anime: DBZ, DBGT, Pokemon

what kind of girl/guy you're looking for (NOTHING SHALLOW LIKE "I want a hot girl with a huge chest! >_ I'm also probably the most mature 14 year old that I know. Hmm. I got an offer this summer to go to Washington DC and quite possibly meet Dubya himself.
The best game ever made would have to be Tetris. Maybe not, but it's the most entertaining on a cell phone. I'm not really that into video games these days because they've started to bore me a little. I'll play them and enjoy it... but I just don't play them maybe more than once a week.
The end.

[FlyingElf]

sango-chick said:

he not hot stud, he just psychotically enjoyable:heart:

She lies. Shes just trying to scare off the competition so she can have me all to herself. I'm a sexxy beast.

[Aya-kun]

FlyingElf said:

She lies.  Shes just trying to scare off the competition so she can have me all to herself.  I'm a sexxy beast.

I know. I've seen it.... in-person! (I think the last time I saw you was at Acen 04 lol)

[GiveUpTheGhost]

sango-chick said:

look babe she's like...my level, in other words...you cant handle her:heart:

i just realized that level is spelled the same way forwards and backwards...

Sango you mean a pallindrome? By the way which is a great indie movie.


Plus I could take any two chicks on while hitting a beer bong at the same time.

[Aya-kun]

GiveUpTheGhost said:

Sango you mean a pallindrome? By the way which is a great indie movie.


Plus I could take any two chicks on while hitting a beer bong at the same time.

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