So for those of you that didn't hear about this...Tony Harris, the cover artist for Starman had this to say about female cosplayers:
http://forums.comicb...ght=Tony+Harris
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Sometimes I even go in for some racy type stuff ( keeping the comments PG for my Ladies sake) but dammit, dammit, dammit I am so sick and tired of the whole COSPLAY-Chiks. I know a few who are actually pretty cool-and BIG Shocker, love and read Comics.So as in all things, they are the exception to the rule. Heres the statement I wanna make, based on THE RULE: “Hey! Quasi-Pretty-NOT-Hot-Girl, you are more pathetic than the REAL Nerds, who YOU secretly think are REALLY PATHETIC. But we are onto you.
So he's onto are evil plans ladies and gents and apparently we are planning this...
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Some of us are aware that you are ever so average on an everyday basis. But you have a couple of things going your way. You are willing to become almost completely Naked in public, and yer either skinny( Well, some or most of you, THINK you are ) or you have Big Boobies. Notice I didnt say GREAT Boobies? You are what I refer to as “CON-HOT”. Well not by my estimation, but according to a LOT of average Comic Book Fans who either RARELY speak to, or NEVER speak to girls. Some Virgins, ALL unconfident when it comes to girls, and the ONE thing they all have in common? The are being preyed on by YOU. You have this really awful need for attention, for people to tell you your pretty, or Hot, and the thought of guys pleasuring themselves to the memory of you hanging on them with your glossy open lips, promising them the Moon and the Stars of pleasure, just makes your head vibrate.
Yes our plans are to seduce unwitting young vestials of geek virginity and prey upon them much like succubi in order to fulfill this need for attention. Oh and apparently we...
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After many years of watching this crap go down every 3 seconds around or in front of my booth or table at ANY given Con in the country, I put this together. Well not just me. We are LEGION. And here it is, THE REASON WHY ALL THAT, sickens us: BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW crap ABOUT COMICS, BEYOND WHATEVER GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH YOU DID TO GET REF ON THE MOST MAINSTREAM CHARACTER WITH THE MOST REVEALING COSTUME EVER. And also, if ANY of these guys that you hang on tried to talk to you out of that Con? You wouldnt give them the screwing time of day. Shut up you damned liar, no you would not. Lying, Liar Face. Yer not Comics. Your just the thing that all the Comic Book, AND mainstream press flock to at Cons. And the real reason for the Con, and the damned costumes yer parading around in? That would be Comic Book Artists, and Comic Book Writers who make all that crap up.
Yes he's got us all figured out. We care nothing about the anime or comics that we cosplay. Yes sir, we spend hours upon hours crafting cosplay out of fabrics, leather, and odds and ends to match their pictures. God forbid though that we don't know the exact date that our anime character was first shown, or the comic that our character first appeared. Nope all we care about is wearing outfits that make us look hot. :/
Thanks Tony, I'm going to ignore your covers now and focus on the artwork inside. Jack probably is facepalming that he had to be drawn by a guy like you.