BIG SWORD PANEL
Lo and behold! Take a trolley car ride to the land of magic and robotniks! This year only, BSP presents a once in a lifetime event, Big Sword Panel! We’re throwing out all the rules in the book of desire and appealing to your only true love, Anime!
This time it’s action. This time it’s power. This time it’s insert theme.
In the past you’ve seen such spectacles as Anime, Video Games, and Eternal Burning Love but this year we’ll touch on a topic rarely covered by today’s modern convention. All for you!
Anime is about Japan, which is what WE’RE ABOUT. All for you!
You gotta keep em separated. Unless em=you and separated=from this panel. Mathematical formulas in here!
Take a safari to the east. Tour the factory floor of Americas only Anime producing nation, YAPAN! Take it from top to bottom, like a zipper, and peer inside Japanese fruitful society. From the lowly Hakikomori to the Holy Otaku to the Mighty Emperor, we will reveal all in this stunning expose that The New York Times raves is a “…revealing expose…” Some banned phraseology includes but is not limited to, or bound by, the following…
-World War I
-The Solomon of Grundy
-The Black Ranger
-A Gall Called Dina
Or any combination of the previous. We are legally required but not obligated to enforce this rule by International Law! So follow us on this multilateral U.N. sanctioned death march of delight!
Come early and we won’t be there! So set your watches for GAMES, FUN, PRIZES, and FUN! All for you!
And as always, Namaste.
Best Line but the Big One!
BIG SWORD PANEL
This post has been edited by BattlePod: 09 April 2012 - 02:09 PM