Anime Central Forums: Big Sword Panel 2k12: This Time It's Anime! - Anime Central Forums

Jump to content

Page 1 of 1
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • This topic is locked

Big Sword Panel 2k12: This Time It's Anime! Simply School Bus

Poll: Optional (2 member(s) have cast votes)

Question

  1. Werthers Original (0 votes [0.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 0.00%

  2. Werthers Extra Chrispy (2 votes [100.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 100.00%

Vote

#1 User is offline   BattlePod 

  • Lurker
  • Pip
  • Group: Lurker
  • Member No.: 9352
  • Posts: 41
  • Joined: 12-February 07
  • Location:I survived Lockport Il.

Posted 04 April 2012 - 09:29 PM

From the depths of time and space…

BIG SWORD PANEL :happybday:

Lo and behold! Take a trolley car ride to the land of magic and robotniks! This year only, BSP presents a once in a lifetime event, Big Sword Panel! We’re throwing out all the rules in the book of desire and appealing to your only true love, Anime!

This time it’s action. This time it’s power. This time it’s insert theme.

In the past you’ve seen such spectacles as Anime, Video Games, and Eternal Burning Love but this year we’ll touch on a topic rarely covered by today’s modern convention. All for you!

Anime is about Japan, which is what WE’RE ABOUT. All for you!

You gotta keep em separated. Unless em=you and separated=from this panel. Mathematical formulas in here!

Take a safari to the east. Tour the factory floor of Americas only Anime producing nation, YAPAN! Take it from top to bottom, like a zipper, and peer inside Japanese fruitful society. From the lowly Hakikomori to the Holy Otaku to the Mighty Emperor, we will reveal all in this stunning expose that The New York Times raves is a “…revealing expose…” Some banned phraseology includes but is not limited to, or bound by, the following…

-List
-Jail
-World War I
-Ninja Segregation
-Precocious
-Sharia Law
-Garbage
-The Solomon of Grundy
-Peanuts
-The Black Ranger
-Outrage
-Against
-The Machines
-Terminator III
-Tremors
-Linux
-Cats
-Sierra Nevada
-Sierra Leone
-Snookie
-White Guilt
-A Gall Called Dina
-Odd Job
-Nessy
-Bees

Or any combination of the previous. We are legally required but not obligated to enforce this rule by International Law! So follow us on this multilateral U.N. sanctioned death march of delight!

Come early and we won’t be there! So set your watches for GAMES, FUN, PRIZES, and FUN! All for you!

And as always, Namaste.

Best Line but the Big One!

:thumbup: BIG SWORD PANEL :thumbup:

This post has been edited by BattlePod: 09 April 2012 - 02:09 PM


#2 User is offline   DJ F00P 

  • Ace
  • PipPip
  • Group: Ace
  • Member No.: 15390
  • Posts: 236
  • Joined: 04-November 07
  • Location:Highland Park, IL

Posted 05 April 2012 - 04:16 PM

I will be there.

#3 User is offline   evilpope 

  • Newbie
  • Pip
  • Group: Newbie
  • Member No.: 11134
  • Posts: 27
  • Joined: 11-May 07

Posted 16 April 2012 - 06:44 PM

Despite recent schedule changes, Big Sword Panel remains unmoved; The great paradox, forever stationary yet constantly in motion.

You may think that you /
have what it takes to /
be a math teacher /
but you don't~

You have no idea what kinds of education await you here, in this very room international def in the Hyatt at this very time 7pm til 9pm friday. You may even qualify for one quarter of a college credit, in the study of Japanese Culture, or as the Chinese call it, "Systematic Oppression".

You will learn, should you be an attentive student, how Anime is wrought from such base materials as ink and paper. You will learn a dash of American History insofar as it relates to Japan's import/export sitch. You may possibly learn a word or three of the Japanese Language. Most Importantly you will learn, finally, why you are in that very room at that very time.

What other lessons could one possibly ask of a two hour panel?



Now is the time where you tell us what other lessons you could possibly ask of a two hour panel.

#4 User is offline   BattlePod 

  • Lurker
  • Pip
  • Group: Lurker
  • Member No.: 9352
  • Posts: 41
  • Joined: 12-February 07
  • Location:I survived Lockport Il.

Posted 30 April 2012 - 11:26 AM

Thanks to everyone who let us put hats on their heads! You're all pro champs in my book! :pirate2:

#5 User is offline   BattlePod 

  • Lurker
  • Pip
  • Group: Lurker
  • Member No.: 9352
  • Posts: 41
  • Joined: 12-February 07
  • Location:I survived Lockport Il.

Posted 22 May 2012 - 11:43 AM

Big Sword Update! We are expanding our focus from conventions to everywhere, starting with pictures Big Sword Productions style! Join our tumblr and look here for exciting new ventures that only the likes of Donald Duck Trump would dare to embark upon!

And remember, Big Sword is all FOR YOU!

Page 1 of 1
  • You cannot start a new topic
  • This topic is locked

1 User(s) are reading this topic
0 members, 1 guests, 0 anonymous users