[Infinity Zero]

Granted. But you get hit by a car on Saturday morning.

I wish for an iPod with a swiss army knife attachment

[magishine]

Granted but it's one day out of warranty and it breaks


I wish I didn't have to go back to work today

[MsLovelyCookie]

Granted. You have no job.

I wish my work day would move faster...

[Infinity Zero]

Granted. Your workday ends 1 minute early.

I wish 4 fangirls.

[KusanagiRobin]

Granted. They're psychotic...and not the 'good' or 'fangirl' psychotic, either.


I wish for a vacation.

[MeltedGeneral]

Granted but you'll spend it in the Bermuda Triangle.

I wish for 2 more wishes.

[Shaherah]

Granted. But you can only wish for socks one at a time


I wish my car were bigger

[magishine]

Granted. You now own a tugboat on wheels.


I wish my boss was less of a douche

[Shaherah]

Granted. Now he's only half a douche.


I wish I could get off work before 11pm tonight

[magishine]

Granted but your next shift starts in 20 mins and is till 1am



I wish I could play mass effect 3 already

[Shaherah]

Granted. But you can only play for 5 minutes.


I wish I could go back home now

[magishine]

Granted but it's only for a little bit.


I wish I could sleep easier than I do

[Shaherah]

Granted. I've laced your drink with sleeping pills


I wish it would stay warm outside

[KusanagiRobin]

Granted. Al Gore is proven right.


I wish for a new wardrobe.

[Infinity Zero]

Granted. All you clothes are now straightjackets made of sandpaper.

I wish for a straightjacket made of sandpaper.

[KusanagiRobin]

Granted. Instead it's made of soft Egyptian cotton.


I wish for more time to work on my costumes.

[noodlenaut]

Granted, but now time is stopped forever.


I wish I had a good singing voice

[Infinity Zero]

Granted. You now have the voice of Justin Beiber.

I wish I could fly.

[noodlenaut]

Infinity Zero, on 12 March 2012 - 06:30 PM, said:

Granted. You now have the voice of Justin Beiber.

my reaction to this

wan't to fly? granted, you are now a balloon.


I wish I had more money.

[Infinity Zero]

Granted. Here's a penny ^^ (I am a wish corruption PRO)

I wish I could play Silver Surfer for NES w/ the Power Glove

[Shaherah]

Granted. But that's the only game you can play for the rest of forever


I wish it were midnight.

[noodlenaut]

Wish granted, it's midnight (at least it should be in indiana)

I wish I had new paintbrushes

This post has been edited by noodlenaut: 12 March 2012 - 10:03 PM

[KusanagiRobin]

Granted. The brush fibers came from a werewolf, and that werewolf wants REVENGE.


I wish for some candy.

[Kickastina]

Granted. Claim your prize in the back of the van.

I wish I could go to England....

This post has been edited by Kickastina: 13 March 2012 - 08:50 PM

[noodlenaut]

granted, but its WWII england... it won't be very fun.


I wish I owned a library.

[Shaherah]

Granted. But darn, it just caught on fire and the fire dept was late responding.



I wish I could get paid without working.

[KusanagiRobin]

Granted, you're a horribly deformed lab rat.


I wish for a better laptop.

[MsLovelyCookie]

Granted you get the teacher's laptop: A Dell.

I wish I have a better way of hooking up the internet...

[noodlenaut]

Granted, You now live within the internet.

I wish I had a top hat

[magishine]

Granted but it has a hole in the top


I wish I was the President