[MsLovelyCookie]

Granted. But now you live with your parents in the basement.

I wish I could be a great dancer.

[Wingy Baby]

Granted. Now you literally have two left feet.

I wish I had snazzy dance shoes. (they be expensive yo!)

[magishine]

granted. but now you forgot how to dance.


I wish I had some food for lunch

[Tiamat97]

granted, but it will not satisfy your hunger

i wish i was the ruler of the planet

[Kickastina]

Granted, but now your planet is longer considered a planet. (Poor Pluto)

I wish I could understand animal language.

[magishine]

Granted. but you have to live in the wild.

I wish I could understand what some people think

[Kickastina]

Granted, but it's all in Portuguese.


I wish I could drive better. >.>

[magishine]

granted. but you can only drive a 70s Ford Fiesta.....backwards.


I wish I could teleport

[MsLovelyCookie]

Granted. But you get stuck in the walls every time you teleport some where.

I wish I could cook.

[magishine]

Granted. you know how to cook ramen.


I wish I could communicate via telepathy

[QuitetheHotmess]

Granted, but they all have to be given money daily or they disintegrate.

I wish I had a bike.

[proxy]

Granted, but your bike is possessed by Hitler and kills millions of people.

I wish I had a castle made out of chocolate.

[magishine]

Granted. It's located in the Amazon rainforest. Better bring a shovel


I wish I had my cosplay done

[proxy]

Granted, but when you go to the convention all the sems come unlose, and you're now standing in front of a lot people naked.

I wish my dog could talk.

[Kickastina]

Granted, but now you can only bark.

I wish that I was accepted at Hogwarts.

[magishine]

granted. you're the new defense against the dark arts teacher. hope you live or don't become evil

I wish I knew what women want

[The Fujoshi]

Granted but now you can only hook up with women as a trap and it has to be a really well done one with panties.

I wish I had a guy harem

[magishine]

Granted. They're all gay


I wish the moeblob anime fad would end

[The Fujoshi]

Granted but the yandere and gay bara fads took over.

God Japan.

I wish I was Japanese

[Tiamat97]

Granted, but you live in America during WW2

i wish the government would give money to the people, not the banks

[Kickastina]

Granted, but it's Monopoly money with $.01 net worth.


I wish that everybody could just be friends.

[magishine]

granted but due to awkwardness when friends want to be more the friends. wars still are around

I wish I liked my job more

[QuitetheHotmess]

Granted, now you love it so much that you hate being at home.

I wish I had a kite.

[MsLovelyCookie]

Granted. Now you only fly it in the rain.

I wish I could get rid of writer's block.

This post has been edited by MsLovelyCookie: 21 September 2011 - 08:33 PM

[magishine]

granted. you can now only write yaoi fanfiction....and not very good fanfiction either.


I wish my phone had a better battery life

[MsLovelyCookie]

Granted. Now when you move the charger it will stop charging so you must position the phone so it would charge.

I wish I can understand the sport is on TV

[magishine]

Granted. It's Curling

I wish I found buried treasures

[MsLovelyCookie]

Granted. But once you sell them you can't eat and are nothing but bones in the moonlight.

I wish I can sew

This post has been edited by MsLovelyCookie: 21 September 2011 - 06:44 PM

[magishine]

granted. you can sew a hat....that's it

I wish I could move faster then sound

[QuitetheHotmess]

granted, but now you can never stop running.

I wish I had a pony.