[Ein]

Spoiler

ramming it

HOW DO I GET AN "A" ON RADICAL HIGHWAY IN SONIC BATTLE ADVENTURE 2 ON DREAMCAST JESUS CHRIST.

-Kii

This post has been edited by Ein: 17 January 2011 - 06:44 AM

[nouseforaname]

Who cares.

What's the point of showing affection to someone you won't see the next day?

[KusanagiRobin]

They can have that affection for leftovers.


If the pen is supposedly mightier than the sword, why don't more people fight with handfuls of ballpoint Bics?

[The Fujoshi]

Because using Bics would only bring back the Soviet parties throughout the word in 1912 and thus dividing by zero.

OMG HOW DO I GET 2000 GET POKEMAN?1111

[Foolish Humon]

By making 10k paper cranes that all say "Gotta catch 'em all" on it.

What seems to be the problem officer?

[The Fujoshi]

"You were speeding on I-30 while texting and attempting to drink a Starbucks Pumpkin latte with New Year banners on your car door. Festivus much?"

You see pink elephants if you drink beeer so what do you see if you drink White Russians?

[Prayer Police]

You see.......White....Russians?

Why don't Slim Jims have those awesome crunchy snap like in those commercials?

[Caikirai]

Because the slim jims gained a few pounds before they reached your house.
Now they're Fat Jimmys.

Whats longer then a Acen badge line?

[KusanagiRobin]

An ACen Masquerade line. (HA!)


What's more fun than a barrel of monkeys?

[Kaori-ai]

Writing schematics on toilet paper.

Why can't God make a squarecircle?

[Shinamura]

*head explodes*

why cant you eat 30 tacos without throwing up?

[Prayer Police]

Taco Bell's meat is only made from 36% beef. the other 64% IS vomit.

Why are the French such jerks?

[KusanagiRobin]

All that rich wine and cheese must give them indigestion, and as we all know, indigestion = crankiness.


What's with the 3DS and the DSi? The DS wasn't good enough for people?

[The Fujoshi]

The 3DS is the hummer and the DSI is the nisan so Japan decided to take it up a notch from the ds, which is basically a Beetle car? You dig?

What's pink, white, with strawberries, and long and has a loud crunch?

[KusanagiRobin]

....L with strawberry stains on his (white) shirt, eating some Pocky?


Why haven't they made waterproof laptops yet?

[Shinamura]

testing results alot of people dying.


Why are there so many songs about rainbows?

[KusanagiRobin]

Rainbows are simply another method of hypnosis.


How come when you're trying to find something you can't find it, but when you stop trying it suddenly pops up?

[Shinamura]

Gnomes like to play with your head.

Why was Mr. T ever popular?

[KusanagiRobin]

Because everyone has a big burly black man wearing gold chains in them, yearning to get out.


Do the ends REALLY justify the means?

[Shinamura]

Only if it leads to sex.

Why is snow white?

[Neko_master_Luna]

Because it's frozen.

Why do I have expensive habits?

[Shinamura]

Same reason I do. Fine taste.

Why is star wars so awsome?

[Mock-Kappa]

Because of the Wookies.

I understand the silverwear , but why the dog?

[Foolish Humon]

Don't question the dog, you always question the dog. Just roll with it man, I told these people you were cool.

Who has no thumbs and likes to party down?

[Neko_master_Luna]

Makona.


Why are they making a Smurf movie?

[KusanagiRobin]

Because someone in Hollywood was on crack while trying to relive their childhood.


Why is it that Code Red winter storms wait until the last two months of winter to strike?

[S1NN3R]

because its mother natures time of the...eh.. year

if ii rains it pours, but what's the deal with dogs and cats?

[KusanagiRobin]

Because elephants and zebras would have left a larger mess.


Why do wallflowers rarely smell like actual flowers?

This post has been edited by KusanagiRobin: 31 January 2011 - 05:40 PM

[Foolish Humon]

Because they are more wall than flower.

Is it alright if I park my car here?

[Prayer Police]

Of coarse, you can't! That's that's my kitchen!

What's the difference between a tsundere fan and a masochist?