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Alkaren Hyralt, on 20 October 2010 - 09:05 PM, said:

Between my years I have carried around my bansticks, worn a labcoat, irt vest, and now my cowboy hat. I totally can't do invisible. ;-;

...I wonder what being invisible at acen would be like.

I think I'd be pretty bored D:

well, your group would get angry about it (thats if you went with one), you'd suprise people when you just randomly show up at places, very little pictures of you would be taken on purpose, you'd photobomb alot of pictures that weren't meant for you.

I find the best way to be invisible at a con is to never stay in the same place for more than 4 minutes. This way, noone will spot you, sit next to you and engage in conversation or make you visible. Always move with a purpose and confidence with an outstretched arm with a flattened palm. The reason why you do this is becuase Moses did a seig heil, and parted the High C. Thus allowing the Juice to become free. So you aswell will use your hand to basically part the crowd ahead of you. Mind, you'll only really need to do this inside a large crowd. Plus I think people are afraid to touch me when I do this so they move aside in fear or something else hoping I don't infect them or molest them.

Another good aspect of being invisible is line hopping. Note that I never do this becuase I was once a person whom would be waiting in line forever and watch jerks line hop. Some Acen staff people are outfitted with heat vision xray eyes, the surgery is semi-expensive and is also why we have to pay money for registration badges. There is no true way to determine whom among the staff has these abilities as the Staff is smart and they randomly give free surgeries like that to random Gophers (wheather they want it or not) just to even the odds against Con Ninjas. Honorable Con Ninjas know better, so they obey the rules, are invisible and generally do more epic things than usually possible. Do not be confused by people that say they are Con Ninjas due to their appareal or cuase for some reason they say they are, as they are lying. Those people whom call themselves that are usually Narutards, whom desperately want to become ninjas but for the lulz of the Great Will of the Con, can't. True Honorable Con Ninjas will never admit they are Con Ninjas and sometimes are so good at what they're good at, they don't even know they are. Dishonorable Con Ninjas are like Honorable Con Ninjas but they're usually drunk, somehow always cuasing Con Drama, or so idiotic the the Great Will of the Con decided to throw a curveball at the Staff. Dishonorable Con Ninjas do the following: Line Jump/Hopping, breaking things, setting things/hotels on fire, and generally unseen chaos. This is usually blamed on Drunk Con Patrons, whom usually have a ratio of the more achohol consumption, belive they are are con ninjas/attractive. Stay away from these as they are unpleasant.
Mind you that if you acheive invisibility, you are not a Con Ninja yet. Just be honest, never lie that you are one, and one day, you will know. Never speak of it.Ever.

But there are those and alot more things that being invisible can do for you. Just don't use it to be a jerk ;3

[Jeff]

The best way to line ninja is to chat up the people that actually host a panel, and get in first with them =D

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Jeff, on 21 October 2010 - 11:32 AM, said:

The best way to line ninja is to chat up the people that actually host a panel, and get in first with them =D

*ties up jeff, leaves in hallway*

that would be classified under Sneeki Fahndomu

[Shinamura]

Watch out for the tall guy dressed like Rorschach.

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Don't watch out for him. He'll be intimidated by you if you actually approach him. Throw rocks at him, he'll get angry but not do anything. You can throw him bait to, he'll munch on that and might run away. Heck the chances of that will increase. Sad thing is though you can't have any of your friends getting involved when you approach him. It's just you and him. You do have the option to run. It might work. But always remember that you have 30 chances to take this SOB down. he might resist and break your grasp, but it's well worth it once you've got him. If you do run how ever, you got two minutes to find him again, get what you need, or gtfo. cuase after 2 minutes.....PA:DING DONG: your safari game will be over.