Hamburger Helper gloves realizes that he has no place in your kitchen, and sulks away in shame. You win!
Glover and Hamburger Helper glove have an epic duel of the gloves. Unfortunately, Master Hand arrives from Super Smash Bros. 64 and smacks them both, remind them who the boss is. You...win?
Hamburger Helper gloves reads his name backwards out loud in confusion. Suddenly, he swirls in a reverse vortex into the fifth dimension of pain from wence he came.
Day 1: Aware of imminent danger, the stage magicians unleash their trained elephant. You are trampled to death. You lose.
Day 2: The weaponized pizza pan is similar enough to a frisbee that Frisbee Man intercepts it, and throws it back. You are decapitated. You lose.
Day 3: When people play card games on motorcycles, everyone loses. You lose.
Day 4: You flee from battle...you lose.
Day 5: Moldy Green Apples
This post has been edited by Jeff: 17 August 2010 - 08:22 PM