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You are attacked by X, what do!? My daily game, for you.

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Posted 13 August 2010 - 02:51 PM

Hello Acen forum-goers. This is a game I've started playing with the people on my MSN messenger list, so I thought I'd bring it to you forum-goers. Each day, you will be attacked by something. Your job is to tell me what you do about your attacker. Try to give a humorous response so that everyone can enjoy. Now, it begins!

You are attacked by stage magicians, what do!?


Day 1: Stage Magicians
Day 2: Frisbee Man, thrower of Frisbee.
Day 3: Card Duelists
Day 4: The Hamburger Helper glove
Day 5: Moldy Green Apples
Day 6: An overwhelming sense of hunger
Day 7: Adorable Kittens
Day 8: Christmas Carolers, in August.

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Posted 13 August 2010 - 03:16 PM

I thought this was literally going to be about being attacked by X...

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In which case I'd probably die.

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Posted 13 August 2010 - 03:39 PM

This should really be in the Insanity Forum.
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Posted 13 August 2010 - 03:40 PM

id go devil trigger mode since im Dante ^^
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Posted 13 August 2010 - 03:44 PM

View PostTaiyakiOni, on 13 August 2010 - 03:39 PM, said:

This should really be in the Insanity Forum.

It's a casual forum game, but it can be where ever. Doesn't matter to me.
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Posted 13 August 2010 - 05:26 PM

That depends, how many?
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Posted 13 August 2010 - 05:32 PM

There are four. They are on a stage. You are also on the stage, unless you wish otherwise.
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Posted 13 August 2010 - 07:46 PM

View PostJeff, on 13 August 2010 - 02:51 PM, said:

You are attacked by stage magicians, what do!?

I run like crazy to the back stage, grab a computer mouse and move this thread to the insanity forum ^_^
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Posted 13 August 2010 - 08:57 PM

This does nothing to defeat the stage magicians who quickly saw you in half and make you disappear. You lose.
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Posted 13 August 2010 - 10:51 PM

Ooo! I wanna try! Ok... Magicians eh? I would sick my dog on them because everyone knows that magicians don't like dogs because dogs are rarely ever their familiars!
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 09:55 AM

I'd attack with Pluto Dead Scream! BECAUSE PLUTO IS STILL A PLANET!!!!


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Posted 14 August 2010 - 10:12 AM

I find who ever is the null and use him as a meat shield then shoot at them with a shotgun
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 01:12 PM

I would defeat them WITH SCIENCE!!!
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 01:43 PM

@anemone:
Your dog sniffs out the rabbits hidden without the magician's hats. They flee, with your dog in hot pursuit. The magicians follow with great haste! You win!

@Crimson:
The magicians flee in terror! They cannot handle pluto being a planet! You win!

@Darklava:
The police find you, and you are sentenced to life in jail for murder. You lose.

@Yuri:
Science is a friend to the stage magicians, who quickly see through you. You are devoured by a swarm of rabbits from a hat. You lose.

And now for day two.

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Posted 14 August 2010 - 02:00 PM

View PostJeff, on 14 August 2010 - 01:43 PM, said:

@anemone:
What kind of dog?


My Akita of course! Her name is Sheila, and she loves to hunt bunnies! :)
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Posted 14 August 2010 - 02:04 PM

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Posted 14 August 2010 - 03:15 PM

I randomly throw Frisbee golf baskets everywhere and distract the frisbee man long enough to hog tie him
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Posted 15 August 2010 - 10:00 AM

Before I have a chance to do, Old man Higgins ( the stereo typical cranky old guy that lives in every neighborhood)comes out of his house, walks out on his front lawn , picks up all the frisbees that have landed in his yard, and goes inside house as he yells out to Frisbee Man that he can have his frisbees back when his father's calls him to get them back.
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Posted 15 August 2010 - 01:41 PM

@Darklava:
As Frisbee Man is the master of all things Frisbee, you attempts have no effect. You are decapitated by bladed Frisbee. You lose.

@Mock-Kappa (BWAHAHAHA XD):
With no Frisbees, Frisbee Man is powerless to do anything. He goes home and cries. You win!

Day 3: Card Duelists!

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Posted 16 August 2010 - 08:01 AM

I spray them with a hose making their cards soggy and reveal the cards to not be official cards but bootleg cards found at finer flea market and county fair booths that always seemed to be runned by the same mad at the world looking Asian lady.

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Posted 16 August 2010 - 08:41 AM

Convince the duelist to hand over their most powerful card(s) so I can see them up close, then toss them off the side of the boat.
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Posted 16 August 2010 - 08:52 AM

Day 1: I rape the Stage Magicians
Day 2: I rape the Frisbee Man, thrower of Frisbee.
Day 3: I rape the Card Duelists
Day 4: ????????????
Day 5: Profit
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Posted 16 August 2010 - 01:02 PM

I tell the card duelist to grow up, stop playing a child's card game, and get a real job
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Posted 16 August 2010 - 03:25 PM

*Snerk* Everyone seems to have gotten that these are yugioh cards.

@Mock-Kappa:
The soggy cards are ruined! They were worth nothing anyways, unless you count satirical value. The nerds are enraged and make to attack you, but the water of your hose causes them great fear! You escape, and they are foiled. You win!

@Wrexness:
Unfortunately, you have placed yourself in the role of villain, and everyone knows that the villains die horribly. The duelist loses his cards, and later returns to pierce your moist cocoon with his iron lance. You lose.

@Tekomuto:
The stage magicians make you disappear, into a pool of rape.
Frisbee Man, thrower of Frisbee, strikes you with tentacle rape Frisbee. You are tentacle raped.
The Card Duelists rape you, they were all previous virgins.
You lose.
GOOD day to you SIR.

@Darklava:
The card duelists feel self-conscious for a moment, but this only fuels them in attacking you, verbally. You lose, but only because no one wins like when there are harsh words.

Day 4 up.

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Posted 16 August 2010 - 04:44 PM

Hamburger Helper glove, meet my good friend Oven Mitt. I'm sure you two will get along just fine.
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Posted 16 August 2010 - 04:47 PM

@KirbyFanOne:
Hamburger Helper glove high fives Oven Mitt! Awesome! You win!
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Posted 16 August 2010 - 10:30 PM

I whip out a Nintendo 64 and a copy of Glover!
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Posted 17 August 2010 - 08:42 AM

View PostJeff, on 16 August 2010 - 03:25 PM, said:


@Tekomuto:
The stage magicians make you disappear, into a pool of rape.
Frisbee Man, thrower of Frisbee, strikes you with tentacle rape Frisbee. You are tentacle raped.
The Card Duelists rape you, they were all previous virgins.
You lose.
GOOD day to you SIR.



*in pool of rape* Hmmm... it appears the stage magicians just sent me, the frisbee man and the duelists back to Tekoron....

*activates the TekoOculus (Tekoronian hivemind override only the Muto is capable of) and has everything within 500 Tekoronian Units of Distance sunder the equipment and weapons of the frisbeeman and duelists via sexual thrusting, bind and suspend them in tentacle bondage and then rape them whilst dragging them into another more painful layer of Tekoron*

WHEEE I'm coming too!! *floats down there*
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Posted 17 August 2010 - 07:17 PM

I hold up a sign reading "Danh Gnigpelh" and ask him to read out loud causing him to say his offical name backwards sending him back to his world.
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Posted 17 August 2010 - 07:36 PM

Day 1: Stage Magicians
- I find the nearest foldable metal chair and use it as both shield and sword.

Day 2: Frisbee Man, thrower of Frisbee.
- I deflect the frisbees with a pizza pan, weaponize them by adding tin-foil blades, and throw them back.

Day 3: Card Duelists
- I get on my motor bike and duel that s**t!

Day 4: The Hamburger Helper glove
-I get the f**k out of here. I'm not suicidal.
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