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Happy Birthday, Chuck Norris! He hit the big 70 today!

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 06:59 PM

This means he's 70 times awesomer.
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 07:09 PM

I better wish him a happy b-day. Otherwise he'll kick my you know what :o He knows everything!
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 07:12 PM

I never really understood the appeal of the man.
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 07:17 PM

Yahoo News celebrated by posting 70 old as dirt jokes.

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 07:21 PM

It's true we're pretty much out of the "Chuck Norris is a super-god" phase... but that is still incredibly impressive to look that good at 70 years old. *goes to get a Total Gym*
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 07:29 PM

View PostSuigetsu, on Mar 10 2010, 07:12 PM, said:

I never really understood the appeal of the man.




People like him for the same reason everyone loved the movie "Avatar". People fear subtlety.
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 09:46 PM

I remember watching Walker Texas Ranger when I was a kid with my mom's side of the family. They watch a lot of western shows.

Happy Birthday Chuck Norris! =D
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Ladies ladies ladies, if you find a man whose only concern about a woman is her breast size, he just may be dumb enough to believe you if you say you have Ds when you have Bs. :thumbup:

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 09:49 PM

^ Actually, he's a kick a$$ martial artist and that's why I like him. When he isn't in corny movies, he's a really good fighter.
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 09:54 PM

Chuck Norris is a great martial artist and my god does he NOT look 70.

The Chuck Norris jokes somewhat amused me during high school and even now certain ones can raise a chuckle...hahahah...
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 09:56 PM

When did those jokes even start? I started hearing them after the movie Dodgeball came out.
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Ladies ladies ladies, if you find a man whose only concern about a woman is her breast size, he just may be dumb enough to believe you if you say you have Ds when you have Bs. :thumbup:

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View PostKrystal, on Mar 10 2010, 10:49 PM, said:

^ Actually, he's a kick a$$ martial artist and that's why I like him. When he isn't in corny movies, he's a really good fighter.


that is also the exact reason as to why I like him. yeah, it's true his roundhouse kicks couldn't launch you into orbit or erase you from existence, but they probably hurt like hell all the same.

*happy birthday to a good person, great actor, and awesome fighter*

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 10:12 PM

View PostSuigetsu, on Mar 11 2010, 02:12 AM, said:

I never really understood the appeal of the man.


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Posted 11 March 2010 - 12:50 AM

i want to say dayum he's old but i wanna be alive for ACen O_O lol
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 12:59 AM

Whoo hoo! Chuck was the only reason I watched Walker Texas Ranger :)
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 02:36 AM

There are only 2 people in history that are more powerfull then Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and GOD!
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 11:10 PM

View PostLina, on Mar 10 2010, 09:56 PM, said:

When did those jokes even start? I started hearing them after the movie Dodgeball came out.


To give you a hint of when I first heard them, me and my friend printed out 5 pages of facts suring Super Bowl 40.
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Posted 11 March 2010 - 11:29 PM

My sister didn't believe me and my mom when we told her he was turning 70. My mom just turned 54 two days ago. I'm 26, my sis is 24. The man is roughly old enough to be our grandfather.

And the thought alone of him being our grandfather was enough for us to stop, think, and ponder how effing AWESOME it would be to point to the family tree and say, "You see that right there? We have some of the godliest genes in the world. It's a wonder we didn't pop out knowing Tae Kwon Do and sporting muscles of steel."
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