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Fiverr People Will Do Anything For Five Bucks

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:28 PM

I stumbled upon this site today on CollegeHumor.com today. Its called fiverr. "The place for people to share things they're
willing to do for $5" and let me tell you, they aren't kidding! I saw some funny stuff on there that had me laughing.

Actual examples...

  • I will translate a English conversation to a broken English with a heavy Japanese accent for $5
  • I will write a sonnet for you for $5
  • I will tell you anything you want to know about fishing in Dutch Harbor Alaska. for $5
  • I will give you really bad advice for $5
  • I will draw a monster hanging out with you for $5
  • I will call your ex bf/gf & tell them they're bad in bed for $5
  • I will make you look like Borat for $5


So before you spend that money on a $5 footlong at Subway, stop here and see what five bucks will get ya! If not for the laughs XD

http://www.fiverr.co...ies/Home?page=1
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:47 PM

lol I wonder what people would do for 40.

My fiances sister drank an entire bottle of soy sauce for 40... *shudders*

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 09:49 PM

Ive seen people do worse for a klondike bar.
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 10:01 PM

View Postexcel excel, on Mar 9 2010, 09:49 PM, said:

Ive seen people do worse for a klondike bar.


Oh god the images!!!

...wait...

*re-reads* lmao

I read it as "I've seen people do worse TO a klondike bar"

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 10:11 PM

View PostSka_Toranpetta, on Mar 9 2010, 09:47 PM, said:

lol I wonder what people would do for 40.

My fiances sister drank an entire bottle of soy sauce for 40... *shudders*


Did she bleed salt afterwards???
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 10:21 PM

Haha, that's a great site! Some of those are just too funny. =P
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 10:30 PM

I love this new one that just came in...

I will call your boss in the middle of the night to tell them how much they suck for $5
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Posted 09 March 2010 - 11:00 PM

View Postexcel excel, on Mar 9 2010, 10:30 PM, said:

I love this new one that just came in...

I will call your boss in the middle of the night to tell them how much they suck for $5


Sounds like it's worth considering...
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 11:43 AM

View PostXenoBlade, on Mar 9 2010, 10:11 PM, said:

Did she bleed salt afterwards???


lol No. She puffed up like a balloon!

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Posted 10 March 2010 - 01:24 PM

I once ate used coffee grounds for a buck. I should have upcharged for my services.
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 03:49 PM

View PostKirbyFanOne, on Mar 10 2010, 01:24 PM, said:

I once ate used coffee grounds for a buck. I should have upcharged for my services.


With this economy being crappy, you sure could have! Five bucks is enough for a footlong at subway!
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Posted 10 March 2010 - 03:53 PM

View Postexcel excel, on Mar 10 2010, 03:49 PM, said:

With this economy being crappy, you sure could have! Five bucks is enough for a footlong at subway!


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Posted 10 March 2010 - 04:36 PM

View Postexcel excel, on Mar 10 2010, 03:49 PM, said:

With this economy being crappy, you sure could have! Five bucks is enough for a footlong at subway!


That was 2006 at my gas station job. With inflation I should probably do at least a 200% mark up next time I do a stunt.

I'm also fairly certain this was before their current promotion.

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Posted 04 April 2010 - 01:53 AM

I wanna know what people will do for $1, or maybe even a quarter. I'm sure it would be hilarious how low people's standards are.
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