[Matt PNiewski]

How about a claim of plagerism that ALL of us can find absolutely hysterical?


http://www.latinoreview.com/news/taylor-la...f-twilight-9247

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To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight Fans around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the Wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the werewolves a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like werewolves after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what you call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how you live with yourself for making it the way you did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have you saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If you would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and or mutated as the wolf man. You tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid Wolf Movie didn't even make the top Movie for the charts; Valentines Day WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your email was on your site. I wanted to let you know this is what i thought of the wolf man that suck

This is why we can't have nice things.....

[SongstressLenne]

I....I....I

I have nothing nice to say to I am just going to sit here with my mouth open in awe of the person who wrote the letter's [insert the word of your liking here]

[sentinel28a]

*bangs head against computer desk*

This is like that Dork Tower strip where a bunch of kids are coming out of LOTR, angry that Peter Jackson ripped off elements of Star Wars ("That Saruman guy is totally the Emperor!") and one saying he was going to go to the bookstore, since he saw the novelization of the movie there.

If werewolves were real, and I was one...I would be getting some serious Rage points back for this.

Ben Da Mad Irishman
"Obscurity points"

[wrexness]

.... *ahem* Did this response once, might as well go for the double.

*facepalms self through the wall*

This post has been edited by wrexness: 03 March 2010 - 09:11 PM

[shego]

Jacob black IS a cool werewolf. IF I where a werewolf, I wouldnt want to be a hairy anthro guy. Id want to look like a giant wolf! Yayyy

[linlindesu]

That sent me into a fit of laughter . Thank you very much for this.

[wrexness]

shego, on Mar 3 2010, 09:10 PM, said:

Jacob black IS a cool werewolf. IF I where a werewolf, I wouldnt want to be a hairy anthro guy. Id want to look like a giant wolf! Yayyy

Bah, to hell with being a bishie. XD

[Alkaren Hyralt]

oh lolol

[Lina]

<--- speechless

[SongstressLenne]

shego, on Mar 3 2010, 09:10 PM, said:

Jacob black IS a cool werewolf. IF I where a werewolf, I wouldnt want to be a hairy anthro guy. Id want to look like a giant wolf! Yayyy

I would rather look like I am ready to tear off your flesh with either my teeth or claws, instead of looking like I am about to be taken for a walk, but that's just me I guess.

[this_chick25]

That made me literally fall out of my chair.

Something actually broke inside my head while reading that, and suddenly I have an intense need to find her...


...and go upside her head with a pillowcase containing a stack of pre-1950 horror novels, a VHS copy of Teen Wolf, and a grandfather clock.

[Alkaren Hyralt]

this_chick25, on Mar 3 2010, 09:14 PM, said:

That made me literally fall out of my chair.

Something actually broke inside my head while reading that, and suddenly I have an intense need to find her...


...and go upside her head with a pillowcase containing a stack of pre-1950 horror novels, a VHS copy of Teen Wolf, and a grandfather clock.

oh wow, bringing Teen Wolf into this TC? xD

[Matt PNiewski]

Alkaren Hyralt, on Mar 3 2010, 09:16 PM, said:

oh wow, bringing Teen Wolf into this TC? xD

Sometimes, the addition of Teen Wolf is not only justified, but necessary.

[excel excel]

Wow. Where do I even begin with that?

[Matt PNiewski]

excel excel, on Mar 3 2010, 09:18 PM, said:

Wow. Where do I even begin with that?

Don't. Just look at it with a mixture of awe, wonder, and confusion. You can't even get angry about it....

I read this, and spent several days trying to see if it was fake. As far as I can tell, its genuine. I pray otherwise.

[Lina]

shego, on Mar 3 2010, 09:10 PM, said:

Jacob black IS a cool werewolf. IF I where a werewolf, I wouldnt want to be a hairy anthro guy. Id want to look like a giant wolf! Yayyy

Werewolves are supposed to be vicious. Not cuddly. I've never heard of a cuddly werewolf until Twilight.

[Kii]

lolwut?

[Fullmetal_C]

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TEAM JACOB- cuz hes a REAL WEREWOLVE!

*eyes fall out of head*

AHHHH!!! Thats hilarious! REALLY? This only furthers my concern on the influence of Twilight amongst young girls...

This post has been edited by Fullmetal_C: 03 March 2010 - 09:37 PM

[Bolo the Beast]

*BIG FREAKIN FACEPALM*
Are serious?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!??!!?

[KirbyFanOne]

Matt PNiewski, on Mar 3 2010, 09:21 PM, said:

I read this, and spent several days trying to see if it was fake. As far as I can tell, its genuine. I pray otherwise.

I swear, as veteran interweb user, this has to be an elaborate troll. I really REALLY wish this was a prank! PLEASE BE A PRANK! I hear so many stories about Twilight fans being rabid, but this has to be fake.

Please be fake...

[this_chick25]

I'll pray with you, brother...

[Foolish Humon]

I knew this day would come, though I thought it would be more focused on the vampire aspect of Twilight.

[TheMagicWithin]

What does one say to that? I just stared after I finished...it's just SAD.

[Keiichi-chan]

this angry fan letter has much better writing than the actual Twilight novels.

[Kii]

TheMagicWithin, on Mar 3 2010, 11:35 PM, said:

What does one say to that? I just stared after I finished...it's just SAD.

It's fine.

It's the way we all responded.

Just...confusion.

The OP (not Niewski) is either a genius or the worst person ever. There is no in between.

[Tati Saurus Rex]

Keiichi-chan, on Mar 3 2010, 10:43 PM, said:

this angry fan letter has much better writing than the actual Twilight novels.

Epic win

[Voxx]

I was actually hoping of a real wolfman tearing a twi fan to shreds...

[kahad]

This proves my theory that Twilight causes stupidity.

[this_chick25]

Not really. That particular example could equally prove that stupidity attracts stupidity.

That email makes her seem like the type that believes that nothing worth mentioning existed before she was born. I could very easily imagine her typing a statement to the effect that "there was no way to listen to music before CD's were invented".

[kahad]

Yeah. I forgot to consider the fact that they were already that stupid to begin with.