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The Back Up for shooting someone from the conveniece of your bed

#1 User is offline   okaonos 

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Post icon  Posted 01 August 2009 - 10:46 PM

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Posted 02 August 2009 - 07:48 AM

Needs to come in a handgun version.
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 11:19 AM

Also, perhaps it could be used to hold a katana, for when you don't want to sit up to cut someone's head off.
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 11:26 AM

So sad that Billys Mays can't pitch this one. :( He could have sold it.
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 11:32 AM

View Postredx1, on Aug 2 2009, 12:26 PM, said:

So sad that Billys Mays can't pitch this one. :( He could have sold it.

Ah yeah, true. If he did it, it would sell better and maybe seem less ridiculous.
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Posted 02 August 2009 - 05:38 PM

I'm not sure even Billy Mays would have made this sound any less ridiculous... <_< I saw the commercial for this on a parody show on E!, and I literally did this: O_O
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Posted 03 August 2009 - 09:12 AM

Ok, I take that back. It would still be ridiculous even if Billy pitched it. But maybe it would less frightening.
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Posted 03 August 2009 - 09:17 AM

*sniff* Now I miss Billy Mays. Now we're stuck with Mr. Shamwow for the next few years.
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Posted 03 August 2009 - 09:24 AM

May Billy's children grow to be just like him and take his place.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 11:37 AM

Just like "The Lion King"....except with advertising...

*suddenly imagines Vince standing on top of a cliff with an evil smirk, and Billy Mays hanging on desperately by his fingers. Below him, stampeding Shamwows cover the canyon floor...*

...I must be drunk. Or very imaginative.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 11:43 AM

View PostKusanagiRobin, on Aug 4 2009, 12:37 PM, said:

Just like "The Lion King"....except with advertising...

*suddenly imagines Vince standing on top of a cliff with an evil smirk, and Billy Mays hanging on desperately by his fingers. Below him, stampeding Shamwows SLAPCHOPS cover the canyon floor...*

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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:36 PM

Oy..I'll just get it off ebay... o_O
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 02:48 PM

Now I just to get myself a rifle to go with it.
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 03:24 PM

View Postokaonos, on Aug 2 2009, 12:19 PM, said:

Also, perhaps it could be used to hold a katana, for when you don't want to sit up to cut someone's head off.

I just keep mine between the mattress and the side of the bed >:-D
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Posted 04 August 2009 - 09:16 PM

Mmm...Slapchops are more dangerous. Vince would just use the Shamwows to clean up the mess left afterward...
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