[Kasin]

*kasin stand in front of tent, in a ring master outfit* Ladies and Gentlemen, good evening. *curtain rises*

i would like to show you some wonders. those only found with in a special place called acen insanity forums.

FIRST LET ME INTRODUCE MYSELF. I am kasin, mmm..the mis speller of things. the creater of dolls, completely insane, and a father!

*walks to posters*

*starts to smile*

we have the eater of things *points to poster of million knives* watch him eat anything.

we have the bearded lady! *points to poster of yor* man? women? who knows? but he can rock a dress pretty hard.

we also have the half beast squid *points to poster of teko* is he human? or is he squid? maybe alien?

and the one who loves the beast *point to chamgirl poster* beauty and the beast?

we have a women with an ego bigger then anything you have ever seen *points to poster of excel*

we have the sakura..., and we also have the ragdoll sarah! *point to poster of sarah from the meet and greet* whos hair is made of yarn! we have a girl on fire *points to firegirl*

now this is but a taste of what you will find in the insanity...do you dare go further?

*walks crowd into the first chamber of the tent*

we also have the half of creators where you will find: nekos *points to poster of akiba, and rini*, tekopoos, raptor jesus, pedobear *points to poster of maha*, general ackbar, jedi bunnies, and many more

and after, well it's your choice. will you go thru door one or two?

one leads to the hook up thread stream, do you dare take a chance, the chance at love?

the other leads to are very own dominatrix dungeon here on the forums, this_chicks dungeon. experience the rarities of bdsm.

along the way are some special treats, maybe a deathnote? maybe it does something else? have fun with that one.
spirit glasses, see whats on the other side.
a monkeys paw, for your every desire.

but if you just think it, you might find that we have it here.

act now and for only 5 bucks you get all this and a kasin doll!!! hurry hurry hurry!!! come one! COME ALL! TO KASINS INSANITY FORUMS CARNIVAL!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

remember you can buy gifts in the gift shop and online at spazchans store of everything.

(kasin doll guranteed to live only 3 days, you take care of the body after death in all cases.)

This post has been edited by Kasin: 06 June 2009 - 01:07 AM

[Tiamat97]

what, nothing for me?

[Kasin]

sadly, you don't have a nick name, or another persona yet.

*whisper* make one and i'll give you a shot.

[Tiamat97]

yeah i know, im just that guy thats always around making it truely the insanity forum

[Kasin]

yes, sorry kid, but that doesn't sell.

nope nope nope, but we do have tour guide for guiding thru the randomness spot open.

don't want to loose peeps. not good for business.

[Tiamat97]

yeah, i can do tourguide, and maybe someday ill gain a nickname or new persona

[Kasin]

maybe!

*hands over tickets* makes sure every one has one. if not, there fair game to whats inside.

This post has been edited by Kasin: 06 June 2009 - 12:54 AM

[Tiamat97]

*puts up automated ticket booth in front of entrance* there no one will get through without a ticket now and if they do they get a special surprise

[Kasin]

yes. a very special game.

[Tiamat97]

well i was thinking something along the lines of kinky or torturous

[Nyappy]

o.o wow, that's all I have to say.

However, you did sum up the inhabitants of the insanity forum quite well, I believe XD

[Kasin]

Tiamat97, on Jun 6 2009, 01:59 AM, said:

well i was thinking something along the lines of kinky or torturous

so was i!

Nyappy, on Jun 6 2009, 02:01 AM, said:

o.o wow, that's all I have to say.

However, you did sum up the inhabitants of the insanity forum quite well, I believe XD

thank you! want a ticket?

[Nyappy]

Why not XD

[Tiamat97]

*hands over a ticket* enjoy your time here

[Kasin]

pick up your kasin doll at the end. for tour start in a few...

[LADY SAKURA]

The Sakura?

[Kasin]

your just your self, an oddity.

[Kasin]

[LADY SAKURA]

im fine with that people just stop and stare because they would be drawn to me like a magnet and then they would be confused as to what the heck is going on and suddenly feel a sense of calm at the very moment i mind rape them i love it

[Kasin]

mmm...okay!

[LADY SAKURA]

it would truly be a mind blowing experience

[Tiamat97]

mind rape, the best kind....after tentacles

[gadgets]

gadgets wants a ticket to this insanity

[Tiamat97]

five dollar and you get ticket, i am the ticketmaster!

[Darklava]

so the people who try and kill threads don't get a room to themselves? I see how it is

[LADY SAKURA]

i think Darklava should get a special ticket just for the 'experience'

[TekoMuto]

i wish to type every sentence here with my phallus, but the keyboard is too small

[Kasin]

gadgets, on Jun 6 2009, 01:37 PM, said:

gadgets wants a ticket to this insanity

Oh but of course! *points to booth*

Darklava, on Jun 6 2009, 03:17 PM, said:

so the people who try and kill threads don't get a room to themselves? I see how it is

Well, thread killing isn't a wonder. Its just fun.

TekoMuto, on Jun 6 2009, 05:56 PM, said:

i wish to type every sentence here with my phallus, but the keyboard is too small

Why?

[Kasin]

i think teko tried to kill my new thread. but it will neva die!

[Tiamat97]

yes as is lurking