[TekoMuto]

this_chick25, on Nov 27 2007, 10:55 PM, said:

::bump::

Ugh. My cat just yawned in my face.

An adequate way to describe the smell would be something like "farts from the putrefying @$$ of an unwashed zombie hobo."

interesting.... :/

[Tigerfangs]

PURPLE TURTLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[excel excel]

Purple nurple!

[TekoMuto]

piplup

[this_chick25]

Drifloooon...

[TekoMuto]

slowpoke

[Tigerfangs]

...spooning leads to forking!

[this_chick25]

...and forking usually leads to more spooning (although there are cases where it has led to knifing!)

[kahad]

http://www.infopackets.com/channels/en/win...ium_on_ebay.htm

[TekoMuto]

this_chick25, on Dec 1 2007, 08:14 AM, said:

...and forking usually leads to more spooning (although there are cases where it has led to knifing!)

knives knows all bout being forked, don'tcha knives

[this_chick25]

(Heh... I just realized Teko-kun changed his siggy...)

OK, time for another one of t_c25's "WTF?!? Moments" (this happened irl, btw).

SCENARIO!!!

...I'm in my car in the parking lot at the Hobby Lobby near me (on the phone talking to XenoBlade). I had just pulled into that space, and as far as I knew there was nothing strange about it.

So I start to get out of the car when I notice something shiny by my foot on the ground. I look down and there is a perfectly untouched piece of delicious cake on a shiny silver paper plate, and also next to this delicious cake there is a bunch of delicious-looking grapes (I love grapes)! If that weren't bad enough, there is a FORK sticking out of the cake, giving it that "come-hither" look.

It took .000000000000000000052 seconds to assess the situation, and I instantly became super-excited at the prospect of my just happening upon the much-coveted cake just waiting for me to pounce upon it and do what I will. At the end of a full second, I realized that this was just TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE! It had to be a trap! Being small and cute like I am, I was obviously being baited, but by whom?

Was it a trap, or should I have taken the cake and run for it?

[TekoMuto]

mmmmm cake :3 it could getcha banned on 4chan

[Imaurel]

You always take the cake X3

[TekoMuto]

Imaurel, on Dec 4 2007, 12:55 PM, said:

You always take the cake X3

i atleast try to

[kahad]

kahad, on Jan 30 2007, 03:58 PM, said:

KAHAD'S GRILL LIST VERSION 2.411!!!

#1. JoD (Nobody tries to grill me and gets away with it!!!)
#2. SIU
#3. The person that invented the Core Cirruculum
#4. Barney, the Purple Dinosaur
#5. Spongebob Squarepants
#6. Bill Clinton
#7. John Kerry
#8. Taco Bell (Give me more hours!!!)
#9. Suki No Hikari
#10. Yoji Kudou
#11. RIAA
#12. Hollywood
#13. Mr. Invader
#14. The person that invented rap.
#15. The person that invented Spam.
#16. The people that made Grand Theft Auto.
#17. The people that buy Grand Theft Auto.
#18. The moron that stole my bike.
#19. The teacher I had at 8th grade.
#20. The person that stole my backpack in 2002.
#21. EKU's entire Computer Science Department (As requested by Shattermage)
#22. CTA
#23. 4Kids Entertainment
#24. Evil Mike (As requested by Smiles)
#25. Hentai, yaoi, and yuri
#26. PETA
#27. The TSA
#28. Ponderosa
#29. Comcast (Who requested that I put Comcast on my list???)
#30. Amtrak

Time for an update to the Grillmaster and my Grill List!!!

I've increased the size of the Grillmaster so that I can grill an entire football time all at once.

Grillmaster 7000
Grill List Version 3

#1. New England Patriots (GO DOLPHINS!!!)
#2. Hillary Clinton
#3. Taco Bell (GIVE ME MORE HOURS!!!)
#4. Bill Clinton
#5. John Kerry
#6. JoD (Nobody tries to grill me and gets away with it!!!)
#7. Barney, the Purple Dinosaur
#8. Spongebob Squarepants
#9. SIU
#10. The person that invented the Core Cirruculum
#11. Hollywood
#12. RIAA
#13. Suki No Hikari
#14. Yoji Kudou
#15. Mr. Invader
#16. The person that invented rap.
#17. The person that invented Spam.
#18. The people that made Grand Theft Auto.
#19. The moron that stole my bike.
#20. The teacher I had at 8th grade.
#21. The person that stole my backpack in 2002.
#22. EKU's entire Computer Science Department (As requested by Shattermage)
#23. CTA
#24. 4Kids Entertainment
#25. Evil Mike (As requested by Smiles)
#26. Hentai, yaoi, and yuri
#27. PETA
#28. The TSA
#29. Ponderosa
#30. Comcast (Who requested that I put Comcast on my list???)

[TekoMuto]

so Juu Hachi kin Anime is alright, Kahad? just not yaoi and yuri though :/ and why perverts? they're fun!!

[excel excel]

Kahad super sized his grill I see.

[kahad]

excel excel, on Dec 19 2007, 01:56 PM, said:

Kahad super sized his grill I see.

Yep. It's now big enough to grill the entire New England Patriots football team/staff and their egos!!!

[qwak]

84143102980394127530926182364124310289649127312594365909637637867648304637658723
541324981204891297412741

I'm not sure if that counts as random or pseudo-random..

[TekoMuto]

*throws his easy bake oven around*

[excel excel]

|*-*|

Lookie here a casette tape!

[qwak]

............!

[this_chick25]

I have made LOVE to this MACHINE!



...and in retrospect... I ask myself WHY!

[qwak]

this_chick25, on Dec 22 2007, 03:35 PM, said:

I have made LOVE to this MACHINE!



...and in retrospect... I ask myself WHY!

why not?

[this_chick25]

Heh... I just gave my cat a bath.

The repercussions were hilarious! I got some beautiful scratches from the ordeal, but it was worth it, because he's not gonna shed like he'd been doing.

He keeps doing that kick-shaky paw thing, and he doesn't seem to recognize his own tail at the moment.

However, he doesn't like me very much right now...

[this_chick25]

... I just peeled off an entire layer of skin from my knee in one go. At work. I should put it on top of my desk and see how people react. I *REALLY* wish I had my camera right now...

::resisting the urge to shred it::

[TekoMuto]

this_chick25, on Jan 5 2008, 04:03 PM, said:

... I just peeled off an entire layer of skin from my knee in one go. At work. I should put it on top of my desk and see how people react. I *REALLY* wish I had my camera right now...

::resisting the urge to shred it::

ooooo save it for me!! i wanna eat it :3 ('sone of my fetishes)

[this_chick25]

Um... OK.

::puts bits of knee in an envelope::

So you're a dermophage, too... iiiinnnnteresting...

[TekoMuto]

this_chick25, on Jan 5 2008, 04:19 PM, said:

Um... OK.

::puts bits of knee in an envelope::

So you're a dermophage, too... iiiinnnnteresting...

thankies ^w^

[this_chick25]

HAAA!! I just grossed the hell out of one of my co-workers. I was writing "Human Flesh" on the envelope for you in red marker, when the floor supervisor walked in and was like,

Jose: "Human Flesh"? That's a joke, right? What is it--money?

Me: No, it's some of my skin. I'm giving it to a friend.

Jose: Hahaaa... suuure it is...

Me: No, really! Wanna look? ::hands him the envelope::

Jose: ::turns three shades of sick::

!