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Tekoronian State Of Emergency Teko is going to bootcamp! cyas for 9 weeks!

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Posted 15 February 2009 - 11:40 PM

werll peeps, I shall be leaving for basic training today. I wantcha all ta know that I shall soon be back after a short period of 2.1 months. :3 i shall miss you all! But when I return, mine body shall become that of a chiseled masterpeice, furthing my naturaly beauty of which the Princess of Tekoron oozes from every pore and forces down your Erfaniod throats.

I'm leaving the following people in charge of the Tekoronian Invasion not in any order:

*slams down a robot version of himself*
MechaMuto! You shall be in charge of the royal state and diplomacy upon other planet systems/empires
*MechaMuto salutes and then begins fapping to a pic of Senta~Kun*

TC25 assisted by Tekopoo #54215 gets control over the miltary, torture devices and military torture devices.

Not Xenoblade, don't let him touch ANYTHING cept the poodle over there, luckily for us if he does it might turn into one of them "schnoodle" thingies by merging with it, inciting the riots of hundreds of cuban zirconiums everywhere

A-chan2 gets control of the fleet. Meaning ships, sailors, crew, and if you know the reference shame on you

The numb half of Spazchan gets to control the Tekoronian Trade routes. Banana flavored candy has become all the rage ergo he has the most experience on those sort of thingies

Knive's shattered Testic- wait.....nm...... scratch that.....

The Ninja riding a unicycle is incontrol of the rape complants, usually those are accosted by more rape, and thus the cycle repeats itself. Extra points if you can find more ways to use a unicycle.

Reverse Barack Obama to infiltrate the Main Erf's government and um, make, um, long, stuff, or whatnot......whateveah, JUST FIND TIME LINCOLN

Whomever is not present shall raise thier hands when called upon. No shirt, No shoes, Noone gives a sh*t. Rant Rant Rant.I'M GUNNA MISS YOUSE GUYS :<

Upon my return I shall take back my reign and ya'll get christumas bonuses ;3 i shall do my best to return online AMAP (as much as possible)

Due to basic training schedualing, sadly my chances of making it to Acen this year are very slim now, but that doesn't mean that I shan't be going! I shall put all my irl efforts into coming!

caio! <3
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Posted 15 February 2009 - 11:45 PM

Take care and stay safe! It was nice to meet you at the Chinese New Year meet-up.
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 12:16 AM

*holds back tears* Take care Teko dont worry about us we will be here when you get back stuck in this thread because you forgot to tell us how to get out

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 12:21 AM

We shall miss you Teko! Good luck with everything!
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Ladies ladies ladies, if you find a man whose only concern about a woman is her breast size, he just may be dumb enough to believe you if you say you have Ds when you have Bs. :thumbup:

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 12:22 AM

HA HA HA
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 12:32 AM

Cya Teko. Good luck. Hopefully basic training will set you straight. lol.
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 02:48 AM

:( But who's gonna send us screaming into the streets, fearing for our safety and virginity (or what's left of it)? I also fear what may happen to the military after Teko's through with it. (lots of unsavory images come to mind)
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 03:41 AM

View PostKusanagiRobin, on Feb 16 2009, 09:48 AM, said:

:( But who's gonna send us screaming into the streets, fearing for our safety and virginity (or what's left of it)? I also fear what may happen to the military after Teko's through with it. (lots of unsavory images come to mind)


Why do you think the military recruited Teko? Afghanistan and giant kaiju won't solve themselves, you know.

Seriously though...best of luck at Basic, Teko. You should do fine. If things get rough, just repeat to yourself, "This could be worse; I could be in Marine basic."

Has anyone wondered about the implications of having both GUTG and Teko in the Air Force?

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 09:58 AM

but with you gone, who am I gonna glomp? :(
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 10:01 AM

And who will rape all the underage school girls? T^T
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 10:18 AM

Good luck Teko!! we will miss you!!
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 11:25 AM

Looks like its time for excel and I to move to Canada!!!!!! But not too far into Canada, I still want to be able to hit acen without having to fly!!!!
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 01:17 PM

You leave nothing to me!? im hurt
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 06:54 PM

Hi there everyone. For those of you who don't know me (I don't blame you; i'm a lurker not a poster) I'm Teko's gf. I heard from him a couple of hours ago when he sent me his final text message for a while. He's heading out tonight and will be at Basic tomorrow morning. I'm glad to see that so many people are wishing him well and will miss him as much as I will. As such, I am going to do my best to try to continue the Teko insanity that has invaded and thouroughly robbed this forum of any dignity whatsoever. XD I'm no TekoMuto, but he and I have been discussing things and I have a few ideas that you might like....or not depnding on how you feel about tentacles and such. So, keep a sharp eye out as I am not in a situation right now where I have time to be posting everyday, but I will certainly do my best.

Love, prosperity and rape to all! <3





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Posted 16 February 2009 - 07:02 PM

Be safe Teko! Teko weapon shall now be borned! Hopefully this will inspire more Teko stories xD!
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 07:02 PM

It is a pleasure to meet you Teko's gf! :3
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Ladies ladies ladies, if you find a man whose only concern about a woman is her breast size, he just may be dumb enough to believe you if you say you have Ds when you have Bs. :thumbup:

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 07:24 PM

View PostLina, on Feb 16 2009, 07:02 PM, said:

It is a pleasure to meet you Teko's gf! :3


Thanks! Btw, I signed your petition. Hope you get the siggies you need. ^_^
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 07:27 PM

Seeya Teko. Til the next time. :D

And Jack, at least you can touch stuff. lol



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Posted 16 February 2009 - 07:27 PM

Ah! so now a-chan shall rape the underage school girls * huggles*
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Posted 16 February 2009 - 07:33 PM

View Posta-chan2, on Feb 16 2009, 07:24 PM, said:

Thanks! Btw, I signed your petition. Hope you get the siggies you need. ^_^

It is a pleasure. :3 Thanks a bunch! <3 You are such a sweetie! :D
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Ladies ladies ladies, if you find a man whose only concern about a woman is her breast size, he just may be dumb enough to believe you if you say you have Ds when you have Bs. :thumbup:

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Posted 16 February 2009 - 07:53 PM

Good luck kid. Looks like you will not be making Acen this year. Your Tech School is right after basic. Tell me if you get stationed at Kadena AFB and I will take you out on the town.
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 12:46 AM

View PostGiveUpTheGhost, on Feb 16 2009, 07:53 PM, said:

Good luck kid. Looks like you will not be making Acen this year. Your Tech School is right after basic. Tell me if you get stationed at Kadena AFB and I will take you out on the town.



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Posted 17 February 2009 - 05:56 PM

by now teko is in bootcamp shaving his hair off . i wonder what he looks like with a bald head
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Posted 17 February 2009 - 07:11 PM

Well, if anything he's probably more aerodynamic. I'm sure that'll come in handy...someday, somewhere...

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 08:38 PM

View PostGiveUpTheGhost, on Feb 17 2009, 01:53 AM, said:

Good luck kid. Looks like you will not be making Acen this year. Your Tech School is right after basic. Tell me if you get stationed at Kadena AFB and I will take you out on the town.


GUTG AND TEKO ON THE SAME BASE?

The result will be one of the following:

This

Or

This.

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Posted 17 February 2009 - 11:05 PM

View Postfiregirl26, on Feb 17 2009, 11:56 PM, said:

by now teko is in bootcamp shaving his hair off . i wonder what he looks like with a bald head


That was one of the worse experiences in Basic was the haircut. One it hurt like hell because they dig it into your scalp. Two they just took away any unique quality left in you and it dawns on you at that moment. Truly a crappy realization.
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 07:25 AM

Im gonna miss you! Without you this place would be....sane :(
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Posted 18 February 2009 - 07:55 AM

^ Well, LESS insane. There's still a couple of loose sprockets hopping around this ol' carburetor...including you.
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Posted 24 February 2009 - 07:38 AM

View PostXenoBlade, on Feb 16 2009, 07:27 PM, said:

Seeya Teko. Til the next time. :D

And Jack, at least you can touch stuff. lol



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Posted 24 February 2009 - 12:56 PM

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