Ash Ketchum: Worst Pokemon Trainer. Mr. Turnabout's Rant #2
#1
Posted 24 November 2008 - 05:48 PM
I've been a huge Pokemon Fan For Years.
Since the days when Pokemon first came out on those HUGE game boys in which could kill a person if you struck them with it.
When I was younger, I wanted to be just like Ash and his friends, going on adventures and having good times.
Ok, so..... what happened after 10 years?
I KNOW the anime is directed at kids, but at least have Ash grow a little.
If Pokemon turns out to be the reason behind his youth, then WOW. I wish to find these Pokemon, take them to a lab and turn everyone into super human things.
Also, have you ever noticed that Ash has taken some time (some time being 10+ years) becoming a Pokemon Master, while you play the game.... and beat it in a few days, hours.....?
Ash, it's great to show kids never to give up, BUT PLEASE QUIT!
Go become a Tamer, Professor, or even a Gym Leader! GOD! Yeah, the Anime ends, but please, make someone else a new trainer?
Like some new kid?
Ash's kid in the future?
Please and thank you!
This ends my rant....For Now.
^__^
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#2
Posted 24 November 2008 - 06:47 PM
He wants to be the best, but hes not trying very hard XD He doesnt let his pokemon evolve and if they do *butterfree* Cough *pidgeotto* he gets rid of em. I cried. T_T
Also he's only caught like what? 10?
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Posted 24 November 2008 - 07:02 PM
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#5
Posted 25 November 2008 - 10:36 AM
Mr. Turnabout, on Nov 24 2008, 05:48 PM, said:
I've been a huge Pokemon Fan For Years.
Since the days when Pokemon first came out on those HUGE game boys in which could kill a person if you struck them with it.
When I was younger, I wanted to be just like Ash and his friends, going on adventures and having good times.
Ok, so..... what happened after 10 years?
I KNOW the anime is directed at kids, but at least have Ash grow a little.
If Pokemon turns out to be the reason behind his youth, then WOW. I wish to find these Pokemon, take them to a lab and turn everyone into super human things.
Also, have you ever noticed that Ash has taken some time (some time being 10+ years) becoming a Pokemon Master, while you play the game.... and beat it in a few days, hours.....?
Ash, it's great to show kids never to give up, BUT PLEASE QUIT!
Go become a Tamer, Professor, or even a Gym Leader! GOD! Yeah, the Anime ends, but please, make someone else a new trainer?
Like some new kid?
Ash's kid in the future?
Please and thank you!
This ends my rant....For Now.
^__^
Yea they have changed Ashes sidekicks around why can't he be phazed out. And What about Team Rocket you think they would give up on trying to steal his pokemon after ten years of "blasting off again"
#6
Posted 25 November 2008 - 10:51 AM
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#7
Posted 25 November 2008 - 12:28 PM
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#8
Posted 25 November 2008 - 01:02 PM
akaikurama, on Nov 25 2008, 11:36 AM, said:
I dunno, anyone who can get their asses kicked by a 12 year old for so long and still come back for more...you gotta admire that kind of dedication...
#9
Posted 25 November 2008 - 03:15 PM
I say that Ash should just have his way with Misty, Brock should go back and start a Day-Care Center, Ash and Misty then have a Kid, WHO CAN BE A BETTER TRAINER THEN IT'S FATHER and that might, (Just Might) save the Anime.
Also, I was really mad when he gave up his Charizard. I mean, COME ON! He finally got it to obey and listen to him, then he's like, "Hey, you can go now, even though you're my strongest pokemon!"
WTF.
Really.
And yeah. You can't blame him for new regions to appear out of no where.
Oh, and his Dad IS Oak. That explains the Money.
Yeah, Oak gets busy. I know.
lol
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#10
Posted 25 November 2008 - 04:12 PM
Mr. Turnabout, on Nov 25 2008, 03:15 PM, said:
I say that Ash should just have his way with Misty, Brock should go back and start a Day-Care Center, Ash and Misty then have a Kid, WHO CAN BE A BETTER TRAINER THEN IT'S FATHER and that might, (Just Might) save the Anime.
Also, I was really mad when he gave up his Charizard. I mean, COME ON! He finally got it to obey and listen to him, then he's like, "Hey, you can go now, even though you're my strongest pokemon!"
WTF.
Really.
And yeah. You can't blame him for new regions to appear out of no where.
Oh, and his Dad IS Oak. That explains the Money.
Yeah, Oak gets busy. I know.
lol
This is sooo freakin wrong, but I used to have a huuuge crush on Professor Oak ^_~;;
#11
Posted 25 November 2008 - 04:34 PM
Sa-chan, on Nov 25 2008, 10:12 PM, said:
O_O...ooooooookkkkayyy.
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#12
Posted 25 November 2008 - 08:24 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Really now?
I'm sorry to say, but if you think about it, it's ALL there.
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#13
Posted 25 November 2008 - 08:48 PM
Mr. Turnabout, on Nov 25 2008, 08:24 PM, said:
Really now?
I'm sorry to say, but if you think about it, it's ALL there.
Really. I was such an odd child and I still am at 19 XD
And I did indeed crush over him ^^;; secretly of course...at least I'm not like my friend...she wants a Mr. Mime so she wont have to clean anything XD crreeeepy
#14
Posted 25 November 2008 - 08:52 PM
Sa-chan, on Nov 25 2008, 08:48 PM, said:
And I did indeed crush over him ^^;; secretly of course...at least I'm not like my friend...she wants a Mr. Mime so she wont have to clean anything XD crreeeepy
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Posted 25 November 2008 - 08:52 PM
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#16
Posted 25 November 2008 - 08:54 PM
excel excel, on Nov 25 2008, 08:52 PM, said:
We atleast know Ash has clean underwear
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#18
Posted 26 November 2008 - 03:37 AM
FlyingElf, on Nov 25 2008, 01:02 PM, said:
Just check this out, it made me giggle a little
http://www.vgcats.co...s/?strip_id=260
And if Team Rocket/Galactic/Magma/Aqua keep getting beat by a preteen what stops them from just tying the kid up taking his pokemon and leaving him there?
Also what's the deal with giving a kid something like a Charmander, we all know kids and fire a bad thing (Im looking at my best friend blow torching marshmallows onto the garage floor), but it says in its description that if its tail gets wet it DIES. Seriously I think even an older teen or grownup would have problems handling that little problem.
Also, what do people eat in pokemon? I know they briefly mention Farfetchd can be eaten, but as side from that I don thtink Ive ever heard of any poke's being used as a food source.
How do pokeballs work? You have something the size of a softball and it can fit something like a Wailord (40+ft long) in it. Are the pokeballs made by Timelords from Doctor Who (things are bigger on the inside than they appear on the outside).
What's to keep me from using all 6 pokemon to beat some trainer way out in some secluded spot with no other person around?
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#19
Posted 26 November 2008 - 08:29 AM
Mr. Turnabout, on Nov 25 2008, 10:15 PM, said:
Wasn't there a stage play or something that revealed due to a brief romanctic fling Ash's mother had when she was younger that the head of Team Rocket ,Giovanni, is Ash's father.
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#20
Posted 26 November 2008 - 11:02 AM
Mock-Kappa, on Nov 26 2008, 08:29 AM, said:
Yeah thats true. Delia told Ash that Giovanni was her boyfriend and was his father, but it was never really confirmed. Oh well. Giovanni was pimpin. Seriously. XD I love his Persians!
#21
Posted 26 November 2008 - 12:06 PM
Sa-chan, on Nov 26 2008, 06:02 PM, said:
Too bad they are soo easy to beat.
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#22
Posted 26 November 2008 - 12:38 PM
Mock-Kappa, on Nov 26 2008, 08:29 AM, said:
I remember hearing that Silver (where as Ash is Red...I think) was the son of Giovanni. Could be wrong but that's what I heard.
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#23
Posted 27 November 2008 - 08:37 AM
OmNefarious_05, on Nov 26 2008, 07:38 PM, said:
Then again maybe Giovanni is a bigger player than he appears, he's got a girl in every port, and it's his plan to have all his children unknowingly battle it out for his love.
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#24
Posted 27 November 2008 - 09:48 AM
Tiamat97, on Nov 25 2008, 10:51 AM, said:
ARG! I was so mad when he gave up charizard! Why would he do such a thing? Maybe the creators wanted kids to know they could be successful even without the most powerful things...or something. I dont know, but if he wanted to be such a great master than he needed to keep his pokemon, not give them all away. And I watched a newer episode lately and all ive seen him use is pikachu...gets kind of old after a while.
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#25
Posted 27 November 2008 - 10:17 AM
ninjaxllama, on Nov 27 2008, 09:48 AM, said:
all he ever used was pikachu, unless he was trapped and needed to use his other pokemon to help him
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#26
Posted 27 November 2008 - 09:52 PM
Now just have Ash's Voice in your head while you read these....
1:"It's time to show my skills to this Gmy Leader who uses ROCK pokemon!"
2:"Let's show them my skills by using the Pokemon I've had for 10+ years!"
3:"Pikachu, you're the only Pokemon who is botther to be used by the writers in EVERY episode!"
4:"I turned into you for like a season....!" (I remember changing the channels once, and Ash WAS A PIKACHU. WTF)
5:"Let's show kids that if we use the same Pokemon OVER AND OVER, we'll be masters in NO TIME. (NO TIME meaning in Pokemon time=Never.)
6:"Beat Team Rocket with a Thundershock cause that's as far as the writer's imagination will go for this episode!"
Yeah.....
-_____-;
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#27
Posted 28 November 2008 - 08:56 AM
#28
Posted 03 December 2008 - 08:14 PM
but a low level chimchar, treeko, and aipom. i'm gonna win!
#29
Posted 03 December 2008 - 08:48 PM
Mr. Turnabout, on Nov 27 2008, 09:52 PM, said:
Now just have Ash's Voice in your head while you read these....
1:"It's time to show my skills to this Gmy Leader who uses ROCK pokemon!"
2:"Let's show them my skills by using the Pokemon I've had for 10+ years!"
3:"Pikachu, you're the only Pokemon who is botther to be used by the writers in EVERY episode!"
4:"I turned into you for like a season....!" (I remember changing the channels once, and Ash WAS A PIKACHU. WTF)
5:"Let's show kids that if we use the same Pokemon OVER AND OVER, we'll be masters in NO TIME. (NO TIME meaning in Pokemon time=Never.)
6:"Beat Team Rocket with a Thundershock cause that's as far as the writer's imagination will go for this episode!"
Yeah.....
-_____-;
7. "Pikachu you're my best friend, so I'm going to let my rivals beat the living hell out of you!!!"
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Posted 09 December 2008 - 11:27 AM
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