[Kitsu-chan]

tatsumakichan, on Sep 3 2008, 01:01 AM, said:

dammit... I knew I was gonna regret clicking on that.

Is it comfortable? It looks kinda suffocating.

Trust me it's much more tame then the one with the sleeve. I'm still in tears from looking at it & thinking about Teko. I doubt it would be very comfy though.

[TekoMuto]

Kitsu-chan, on Sep 3 2008, 07:48 PM, said:

*drags Senta-kun back to Teko's bedroom*

Any chance we could get Teko in suspenders? Don't worry it's a tame pic, but the seller does have one with a ahem Sleeve.

i would so wear that :3 must....order.....

[tatsumakichan]

Kitsu-chan, on Sep 3 2008, 01:06 AM, said:

Trust me it's much more tame then the one with the sleeve. I'm still in tears from looking at it & thinking about Teko. I doubt it would be very comfy though.

Wait... why do girl panties need sleeve?

[TekoMuto]

tatsumakichan, on Sep 3 2008, 08:23 PM, said:

Wait... why do girl panties need sleeve?

the more there is on a revealing thing the more awesome, specially if it's lacey >w<

[tatsumakichan]

TekoMuto, on Sep 3 2008, 01:25 AM, said:

the more there is on a revealing thing the more awesome, specially if it's lacey >w<

but girls don't have dic---
unless...

*glares at Teko*

[TekoMuto]

tatsumakichan, on Sep 3 2008, 08:30 PM, said:

but girls don't have dic---
unless...

*glares at Teko*

;3

[Kitsu-chan]

tatsumakichan, on Sep 3 2008, 01:23 AM, said:

Wait... why do girl panties need sleeve?

Actually it's all gaffs & such. They're made for hiding the man candy. Except the one's with the sleeve, thats for things were not supposed to mention cause this is a PG-13 forums.

[tatsumakichan]

Kitsu-chan, on Sep 3 2008, 01:35 AM, said:

Actually it's all gaffs & such. They're made for hiding the man candy. Except the one's with the sleeve, thats for things were not supposed to mention cause this is a PG-13 forums.

oops... forgot.

maybe I should go read the rules before posting
(yea, I'm gonna go do it now)

[Kitsu-chan]

tatsumakichan, on Sep 3 2008, 01:39 AM, said:

oops... forgot.

maybe I should go read the rules before posting
(yea, I'm gonna go do it now)

I was partly joking, but yeah even I have to remember we're supposed to keep it PG-13 or atleast somewhere in that area.

[TekoMuto]

owell

[tatsumakichan]

I wonder if all the rules apply to the insanity forums... I seen a lot of people breaking them already...
>3> (<-- that's my whistling face)

[Animexcel]

Welcome to a forum without rules xD

[LADY SAKURA]

well if you're good at rewording and coding words then ur for sure to get around the rules its fun i clickyed the link and that thing doesnt look comfy it looks like that thing Borat wore not sexy on him but Teko welllll

[Xenn]

I read halfway through the posts and I gotta say its quite misleading. I blame you Sakura. And what Borat wore.....O.o.......No.

[LADY SAKURA]

o_O what i do? your fault for thinking i was about to start talking dirty

[yor9790]

Kitsu-chan, on Sep 3 2008, 12:48 AM, said:

*drags Senta-kun back to Teko's bedroom*

Any chance we could get Teko in suspenders? Don't worry it's a tame pic, but the seller does have one with a ahem Sleeve.

The site I pmed you should have some s&^h like that. there is another site I have that sells ONLY s*$h like that, but I gotta find it.

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This_Chick growled and for a moment took her frustrations out on Yor. Once she was calm, she faced Excel. "What do you want?"

Oh ya... Nice work Crimson!!!! I do feel like I just got hit by a mac truck doing 90 mph!!!!!

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[sentinel28a]

Meanwhile, Sentinel knocked the hell out of Kitsu-chan for even THINKING about getting him towards Teko's bedroom. "Stupid transgender jackanapes!" Sentinel exclaimed. "I thought we were friends. But he's just a stinkin' Commie traitor!"

And with that, he shot Kitsu-chan with a tranquilizer dart. (What? No one really gets killed in these stories. It's like an old GI Joe cartoon. And now you know.) He then dragged Kitsu into the Overfiend-themed torture chamber that Teko called a room.

Still, being trapped on a Tekoronian ship was a losing proposition, Sentinel thought. After all, Tekos knew only one language, rape, and respected only one force, bondage. And Sentinel was in no mood for either. But things did look pretty grim. There was nowhere to run and nowhere to hide on a Tekoronian ship. Sooner or later, Chamgirl or another of Teko's minions would find him, and then it was game over, man, game over.

Luckily, Sentinel knew he was in a ridiculous short story, and could therefore bend the laws of time and space. He therefore used the spell Summon Blink. And lo, the purple-skinned greeneyed vixen of Marvel lore did appear, and did whisk Sentinel back to Excel's flagship, the Hyatt's Lament.

He marched onto the bridge to the strains of the theme to Wild Arms, and announced his return by kicking Yor's posterior up between his shoulder blades with his size twelve Doc Martens. "That's an attention getter," he proclaimed, which proved to be less John Wayne-ish than he thought, because he was suddenly staring down several large gun barrels. Sentinel, in his haste, had forgotten that females in anime (and I'm pretty sure this is anime) had access to Gunspace (a subdimension of Hammerspace).

"Ladies, ladies!" he said, with a mighty sweatdrop. "Please! There's no reason to fight!"

"Bovine defecation there isn't!" TC shot back angrily. "You messed up my Catgirl Horde ™! They now have four sets of ears and arms, and two tails! What client of mine will accept them now?!"

Sentinel immediately thought that GUTG would actually probably dig a four eared, four armed, two tailed fetish machine, but instead thought, "Relax, TC! It's all gonna be good."

Excel rolled her eyes, knowing that another unlikely Sentinel plan was in the works. She attempted to derail his train of thought by taking a deep breath, knowing that her low-cut blouse would move most suggestively, that her skin not unlike Hershey's chocolate would be...uh...where was I? Still, desperate times called for idiotic measures, so she asked, "What's your plan? Surely you haven't found a Teko weakness."

"Of course I have," Sentinel lied, "and don't call me Shirley." He pointed to the mutated catgirls. "Multiarmed feloursine females who are trained in the sacred Chinese art of..."

"Sexcraft?" said Knives hopefully.

"That too," Sentinel said, "but they're also trained in the sacred Chinese art of Gun Fu, taught by legendary sensei Click Bang. All we have to do is arm our Shiva-like catgirls and send them against the multi-tentacled forces of the Tekoronian Empire!"

Excel thought that, for once, one of Sentinel's plans might not result in a supernova. The Catgirl Universal Tekoronian Eliminator (CUTE) programming of TC's minions would probably kill everything in their path once unleashed, much like her sister Femme when confronted with a screaming horde of Michael Phelps fangirls. If any of the catgirls were captured, they would be subject to the usual Tekoronian torture (three guess what that is)--but since they were TC's creations, they were likely already sadomasochistic anyway.

"Hmm...we can try it," Excel thought. She struck a heroic pose. "YES! We will do this thing! We will not go quietly into the endless winter night!"

Ben Da Mad Irishman
"The saga continues"

[CrimsonAnime]

...I think I made Sentinel mad...
-snicker snicker-
but at least it follows the story line...
NOW GIVE ME BACK THAT BOOK!
-steals book back-

Oh and Kitsu...since I realized afterwards that you were part of the four that love the teko rape...te four I was calling the Teko girls...I changed your gender...hehehehe

[firegirl26]

"so sentinal has thy book "

*firegirl runs in a catgirl school unform *

"sentinal give it back"

[sentinel28a]

Crimson has it.

But you can keep wearing the catgirl school uniform. That's kewl.

Ben Da Mad Irishman
"It's very kewl"

[XenoBlade]

Hmm intriguing Crimson. Do continue.


I would write a story, but i'm too lazy, and I don't want to start a fad. I don't want to steal glory.

[TekoMuto]

ZOMGROLFMAO XD XD XD XD XD

people are staring at me here in the library whilst i read this. XD

C.U.T.E. = epic epic win

[XenoBlade]

C.U.T.E?


bwwhuh???

[TekoMuto]

XenoBlade, on Sep 4 2008, 05:58 AM, said:

C.U.T.E?


bwwhuh???

you didn't read the next part? lol

[this_chick25]

TekoMuto, on Sep 2 2008, 11:38 PM, said:

^ WIN 83

Quoted for truth!

Oh, Crimson, please DO continue--this story is amazing! It only makes me want to read more! Can I archive this epicness in my myspace?

::just finished reading sentinel's addition::

Must... resist... fangirling/spazzing... at work!

This post has been edited by this_chick25: 03 September 2008 - 10:11 AM

[XenoBlade]

TekoMuto, on Sep 3 2008, 10:59 AM, said:

you didn't read the next part? lol

Oh I forgot already. lol

Whoops. lol

[TekoMuto]

XenoBlade, on Sep 4 2008, 06:07 AM, said:

Oh I forgot already. lol

Whoops. lol

hurrrrrrrrrrrr

[XenoBlade]

Leave meh be! lol XD

[TekoMuto]

XenoBlade, on Sep 4 2008, 06:11 AM, said:

Leave meh be! lol XD

:3 nu!

*skitters up Xeno-kun's pant leg*

[CrimsonAnime]

this_chick25, on Sep 3 2008, 11:05 AM, said:

Quoted for truth!

Oh, Crimson, please DO continue--this story is amazing! It only makes me want to read more! Can I archive this epicness in my myspace?

::just finished reading sentinel's addition::

Must... resist... fangirling/spazzing... at work!

>.<
I feel all tingly inside now...
It's not that great...
but I'm glad you guys like it...
I just want firegirls permission to finish this arc(the battle against Teko) before I continue on. Like I said, after all, the True stories are her creation and while she did give us the power to do part 4...I don't want to go over what limits she may have set...