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My Roommate Has A Girlfriend, And I Hate Him My roommate, that is.

Poll: Anime Central Official Methods of Torturing Roommates (26 member(s) have cast votes)

My roomie's slobbering over his girlfriend annoys me. I should:

  1. Ignore the moron! (3 votes [6.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.00%

  2. Tell him that his drooling is getting on the carpet, and my nerves. (7 votes [14.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.00%

  3. Set him on fire. That'll teach him to get a girlfriend! (7 votes [14.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.00%

  4. Make his girlfriend watch Love Hina to get ideas. (2 votes [4.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.00%

  5. Tell him his girlfriend looks like Hillary Clinton. (6 votes [12.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 12.00%

  6. Tell him his girlfriend looks like TekoMuto. (9 votes [18.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 18.00%

  7. Consult the oracles. THIS IS SPARTA! (4 votes [8.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 8.00%

  8. Knock him out with a hammer, send him to Okinawa. (5 votes [10.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.00%

  9. Listen to Morrissey and the Smiths, and realize the world is a bleak place. (2 votes [4.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.00%

  10. Scream "OSUWARI!" at him. (5 votes [10.00%])

    Percentage of vote: 10.00%

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#31 User is offline   omni 

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 10:10 AM

Wait wait?! He is getting rid of his war movies?


Tell him to give them to meeeeeeeee!




But on a slightly more serious note. Tell him that the girl is making him change who he is completely. And if he has to do that, then he will not be happy in the end. If she truly loves him, she will accept him for who he is.
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 10:14 AM

View Postomnichild, on Oct 24 2007, 04:10 PM, said:

But on a slightly more serious note. Tell him that the girl is making him change who he is completely. And if he has to do that, then he will not be happy in the end. If she truly loves him, she will accept him for who he is.


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Posted 24 October 2007 - 10:52 AM

View Postsentinel28a, on Oct 5 2007, 06:06 AM, said:

Sent: (after a pause) "Does she like your testicles, or are those going as well?"

This begs the question of if he had any to begin with.

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 11:32 AM

View Postkahad, on Oct 24 2007, 10:52 AM, said:

This begs the question of if he had any to begin with.

:lol: :lol: :lol:


Agreed. Seriously, there is no guy/girl on earth that is worth giving up on the things that make you who you are.
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 05:25 PM

Update: <_<

Last night, we're watching Transformers. Now my roomie has never seen it, and he digs giant robots. Hot chicks+big robots=WIN. In any case, Miss Insecure calls up midway through the movie--you know, at the part where Optimus starts kicking butt--and we have to interrupt the movie for an hour while they talk.

Dude, you are MARRYING this chick. You're going to be stuck with her for the rest of your life, so I think it won't kill either one of you for you to say, "Hon, I'm watching a movie with my roomie. Let me call you back in an hour." I'm pretty sure that's not grounds for breaking up or a divorce.

I'm telling you it's not envy and it's certainly not jealousy, but it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion.

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Posted 24 October 2007 - 05:28 PM

Just wait till about a year after he is married and he will say something like. Man I'm getting tired of being with her 24/7. And then you can point out all the times he spent with her when they weren't married.
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Posted 24 October 2007 - 05:38 PM

View Postsentinel28a, on Oct 24 2007, 05:25 PM, said:

Dude, you are MARRYING this chick.


Heh... first thought: No WAY!! I want a man who will actually put up a FIGHT if I go for his testicles!

Then I remembered the topic...

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Posted 15 December 2007 - 10:18 AM

View Postthis_chick25, on Oct 25 2007, 08:38 AM, said:

Heh... first thought: No WAY!! I want a man who will actually put up a FIGHT if I go for his testicles!



going for the testicles is just wrong. that is a sacred and holy place.

back on topic:

at least if he's going to go through with it and sell his soul to a vile succubus, you could at least remind him to get a pre-nup ;)
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Posted 16 December 2007 - 10:40 PM

Jeez, that makes me think of my Ex-roommate. She had this guy over one night and I was sitting *next to them* in my chair trying to watch TV, and they were on her bed making out. It was...oh god, the sounds. *vomit-y icon*
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Posted 17 December 2007 - 08:51 AM

Best conversation ever XD
If you liked your roomate, help him.
If not make sure when he's getting rid of all that stuff, you're the one who gets it. What's a few "I love you, sweetums" in your ear for lots of anime and movies?
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