I'm serious. I think two people saying "I love you" is a wonderful thing. But "I love you, sweetums!" every 3.5 seconds? (I'm not kidding, he calls her sweetums!) That's just wrong. And let's not talk about the kissy lips and "oh, you're sooo precious". This is the GUY talking, mind. When he's not talking to her on the phone--and he calls this chick to "tuck her in" every night, despite the fact that she's a grown woman--he's IM'ing her. He looked confused when I dedicated Animotion's "Obsession" to him, but then he was born after the 80s and is therefore lacking.
Now I've had girlfriends in the past, and I admit I've done some rather idiot things in the name of lust. But one thing I didn't do was act like my IQ had been reduced to 30. The other thing I didn't do was let her dictate to me how my life shall be run. For instance, my roomie comes to me the other day and informs me...
Roomie: "I'm going to give you all my anime."
Sent: "Really? KEWL!" (He has a complete Cowboy Bebop collection and some Full Metal Panic.)
Roomie: "Yeah, my girlfriend doesn't like anime, so I'm getting rid of all of it."
Sent: "I...see..." (I really don't. Don't like anime? There's the door, wench!)
Roomie: "Yeah. She doesn't like war movies either, so I'll probably get rid of those too."
Sent: (after a pause) "Does she like your testicles, or are those going as well?"
Roomie:
Sent:
Okay, not the best way to handle that. Who do I look like, Condi Rice?
In any case, please vote and inform me what I should do about said roomie's obsession with girlfriend. Difficulty: must be funny. (Yeah, his kissy-kissy-sweetums nauseates me, but I really do hope things work out between him and his lamprey.)
Ben Da Mad Irishman
"Mainly because I get his anime"

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