[excel excel]

I wish it weren't true. But his tentacles violated me one night and now im carrying his demonic seed

[Tigerfangs]

Do you get the awesome powers like phoebe did when she was carying coles baby in charmed?!?!? Does everything you look at when you are having pregnancy pain catch fire?!?!!?! Do you get the super strength and the super intentive protection power too?!?!?! You suck Xp first you get prom queen now this?!!?!?!

[excel excel]

I wont know for another 17 months @__@

[Tigerfangs]

17? Do tentacle babies take twice as long as a human one?

[TekoMuto]

Tigerfangs, on Oct 11 2007, 11:20 PM, said:

17? Do tentacle babies take twice as long as a human one?

well when we breed with humans it does :/

[Tigerfangs]

Well thats just stupid!!!!! Excel cant drink for 17 months!!!!!!!!

[TekoMuto]

Tigerfangs, on Oct 12 2007, 12:35 AM, said:

Well thats just stupid!!!!! Excel cant drink for 17 months!!!!!!!!

sure she can. th baby'll be fine, look how i turned out

[excel excel]

Id get an abortion but everytime I try a tentacle comes out of my woo woo and destroys it.

[Tigerfangs]

uckie!!!!

[sentinel28a]

excel excel, on Oct 12 2007, 03:09 AM, said:

Id get an abortion but everytime I try a tentacle comes out of my woo woo and destroys it.

What is this, Break Sentinel's Will to Live Week?

First my roomie and his emo girlfriend, then Teko in Naga cosplay (though admittedly that was Ai's fault), then my extra lousy work shift, now Excel and her Overfiend impression.

If the Jovians destroy the Bug Hammers this weekend, I am just going to lie down and cry.

Ben Da Mad Irishman
"Next thing you know, I'll be listening to Evanescence...aw, dammit!"

[excel excel]

I dont wanna be carrying the seed of a mutant overlord v__v What am I gonna name "it"? Is it even a boy or a girl? Sigh, I guess im gonna have to live with it. I already built a bedroom for the baby, got all the baby formula and I hope teko has a good lawyer cuz if he leaves me with my baby, im takin him to court for child support! Hmm $$$$$ ^___^ There is a good side to this after all!

[sentinel28a]

excel excel, on Oct 12 2007, 12:38 PM, said:

I dont wanna be carrying the seed of a mutant overlordd v__v What am I gonna name "it"? Is it even a boy or a girl?

At this point, does it even matter? Chances are, it'll kill you when it hatches anyway.

Oh well...at least you'll get two ACens in before you die a horrible, screaming death.

Ben Da Mad Irishman
"Look at the bright side of life"

[Tigerfangs]

.... poor excel. OH!!! But I can be your lawyer!!! I won the mock trial championship. I rock I won 3 cases straight!!!! The judge said I stabbed the witnesses soul in the heart without remorse... it made me smile.

[TekoMuto]

i have no monies so i'll take whatever i have and run to mexico

[excel excel]

Thats right! Run and leave your kids. Ill tell them that their dad was a no good bum and when he/she becomes president someday ill say thats my thing! Deadbeat daddy!

[ai_no_kaku]

excel excel, on Oct 12 2007, 06:09 PM, said:

Thats right! Run and leave your kids. Ill tell them that their dad was a no good bum and when he/she becomes president someday ill say thats my thing! Deadbeat daddy!

0-0... *is tramatized for life*

[Tigerfangs]

Do you know the muffin man?

[TekoMuto]

Tigerfangs, on Oct 13 2007, 02:02 AM, said:

Do you know the muffin man?

I will be that mysterious man who trains you child in the art of Tek-jutsu in some alley way and then one day before our child goes to use tek-jutsu i will die protecting him or summat , and as i do i'll reveal who i truely am!

[ai_no_kaku]

TekoMuto, on Oct 12 2007, 10:12 PM, said:

I will be that mysterious man who trains you child in the art of Tek-jutsu in some alley way and then one day before our child goes to use tek-jutsu i will die protecting him or summat , and as i do i'll reveal who i truely am!

. . . I think Teko-San has been watching too much Sentai.

[Ohki]

I confess that I ate the muffin man to aid the construction of a superhighway on Drury Lane.

[Tigerfangs]

TekoMuto, on Oct 13 2007, 03:12 AM, said:

I will be that mysterious man who trains you child in the art of Tek-jutsu in some alley way and then one day before our child goes to use tek-jutsu i will die protecting him or summat , and as i do i'll reveal who i truely am!

Alright, now I know excel is carrying your demon seed child ( and gets cool effin powers!!!*fist*) but..... WHAT?! I'm officially lost!!

Ohki, on Oct 13 2007, 02:32 PM, said:

I confess that I ate the muffin man to aid the construction of a superhighway on Drury Lane.

What about gingy, the gingerbread cookie?!

[TekoMuto]

well she can float around, be tasty when eaten, semi-shapeshift, and survive in any enviornment, and limited regeneration cuase she isn't a full Tekoronian

[Tigerfangs]

But what does that half to do with children in the last post of yours I quoted

[ai_no_kaku]

Tigerfangs, on Oct 13 2007, 03:20 PM, said:

But what does that half to do with children in the last post of yours I quoted

I think it means that Teko-San is going to violate every restraining order against him, dawn a rediculous looking costume and be a part of his children's lives by teaching them the ways of the Muto.

[SpicyNinjaCat]

I confess my love to the next person who replies right after me <333

[excel excel]

ai_no_kaku, on Oct 14 2007, 05:57 AM, said:

I think it means that Teko-San is going to violate every restraining order against him, dawn a rediculous looking costume and be a part of his children's lives by teaching them the ways of the Muto.

I wont let that happen as the mother of his things! I will teach them to be good, honest citzens and show and nurure them the meaning of love.

[GiveUpTheGhost]

I confess I am sometimes way to much of a sweetheart!

[Dark Stranger]

I confess.........................................................................
..I love ACEN.

[GiveUpTheGhost]

I confess I was a pervert this last weekend. I took yoko and her two friends to a porn shop for their halloween shopping. Nothing like getting three cute japanese girls to try on all the outfits you think will look good on them!

[SpicyNinjaCat]

excel excel, on Oct 14 2007, 02:40 PM, said:

I wont let that happen as the mother of his things! I will teach them to be good, honest citzens and show and nurure them the meaning of love.

I'm in love with you.

Be in love with meeeeeeeeeee