[Mock-Kappa]

excel excel, on Sep 16 2007, 09:17 PM, said:

They also lampooned "Santa Claus." It was a foreign film, I wanna say Spanish but im not sure.

It's a well shot movie about the Cryaman War.
Action Jesus!! Manger sold separately.
Lets not forget the wind up spooky raindeer.


What about King Dinosaur?
We really need to have people sing the Joey the Lemur song.

[excel excel]

Try watching ATTACK OF THE EYE CREATURES! Where night suddenly becomes "day" Hell they made the movie in they daytime but it was supposed to be "night" and then you can the string on a severed limb as it tries to move. There were so many fun flaws in that film.

[bunnykat]

A Clockwork Orange.

And anything Anthony Burgess.

[excel excel]

http://www.youtube.c...h?v=ngBNklagsHQ

enjoy!

[Mock-Kappa]

Attack of the the eye Creatures:
Random lines from MST3K
"There now the dogs can't control me."

"It was big and glowing kinda of funny like."
"Ah that's the Big Boy Sign."

"I exit my house weilding my gun, what's my motavation?"
" Your paycheck."

" I think we killed the Mechilan man."

" The director just didn't care."

"We're highway helpers, Need a hand?"

"Earl Hollaman!!!!!!!"

[excel excel]

"Boy, it sure is dark tonight."

[Mock-Kappa]

"Side corner locker. Quite looking at me!!"

"The secret unspoken langauge of bald men."
"What did you say to him?"

"Dracula!"

"Ya, I know I look like the bulldog from those Warner Brother cartoons."

" From a Bagelwich?"

"So what time is the pistol Whipping?"

"Nice Area, ... I think."

"Honey what happen to your hair?"

"I was the leopard Boy in the circus."

[kahad]

I loved the MST3K episode about the killer hand.

I've got to hand it to them. That was a funny episode.

[excel excel]

Pretty much Joel summed it up about how badlly the movie was made.
"They Just Didnt Care."

Who was your fave for you misties out there. Did you prefer Joel Hodgson or Mike Nelson? When mike took over at first he wasnt as good as joel but a few eps down the road I was crackin up! So its hard for me to choose cuz I love em both. I really wanted to do a cosplay of them by getting a Gizmonics Jumpsuit. But where would I get the bots?

[Mock-Kappa]

My vote goes to Joel, Bizzaro Mads from the Mirror Mirror Episode, or the Puppet Mike from Invasion of the Neptune men.


OK. Besides the Infamous Manos Costume worn by Newski's Brother back in 2005 and 2006 and the guy in dressed as Joel at Acen 2005. Have there been any other MSTIE Cosplays at Acen? and If so are there pics and where?


Also, having nothing to do with any thing but.

Miles O'Kief looking Guy: "You're a Robot?"
Cobra wannabe from space: "Not a robot, THEE ROBOT!"

Less said about Bogert Solo the better, Right Newski.

Does anybody know where I could find a copy of Sting of Death?

[excel excel]

I have a picture of the Manos cosplay somewhere on my laptop! I thought that was awesome when I saw it lol. That was the only MSTie cosplayer I saw at acen. However, I am seriously considering it though XD

[Mock-Kappa]

excel excel, on Sep 22 2007, 09:44 PM, said:

I have a picture of the Manos cosplay somewhere on my laptop! I thought that was awesome when I saw it lol. That was the only MSTie cosplayer I saw at acen. However, I am seriously considering it though XD

Is it from when Manos ( Mike) was reading passages from the Bible in the hotel lobby the day before Acen'05?

[Lee vs Gaara]

Probably... I Never went as "The Master" to ACen. Mike was the first Master, but I was "The Master" for G-Fest, Wizard World, Halloween, and whenever I wanted to mess with the people at Suncoast.

The ACen Master was my brother Mike, for those who want to know what we are talking about. I'm making a new robe, simply because the costume did well... For both Mike and Myself... We both were very well recieved... He just got more ladyfolk because it was ACen, as opposed to a sausage fest like G-Fest.

[excel excel]

Was the robe made like from something you get at church like the cosple ladies would wear? And you just put 2 big handprints on it? That what it looked like to me when I saw the movie. Oh I saw manos minus the bots last night. It was so hard.

[Lee vs Gaara]

excel excel, on Sep 25 2007, 08:35 AM, said:

Was the robe made like from something you get at church like the cosple ladies would wear? And you just put 2 big handprints on it? That what it looked like to me when I saw the movie. Oh I saw manos minus the bots last night. It was so hard.

Actually, it was just a large piece of black fabric, cut into shape, taped up the sides (not even sewn... It was tape.... We retaped it every time we used it) and sewed the red handprints on.

Cost fifteen bucks to make. I'm making on with Pockets in the arms.... Because I rather reach into the other arm then into the costume to find my pants pocket...

[Mock-Kappa]

Lee vs Gaara, on Sep 25 2007, 04:07 PM, said:

I'm making on with Pockets in the arms.... Because I rather reach into the other arm then into the costume to find my pants pocket...

That and you'll have a place for your mentos.
ThE MaSeTeR MuSt HaVe MeNtOs.
* Suddenly has the image of Torgo in a Mentos Ad.* Do Do Do Waa. Mentos

[excel excel]

Since Rhino pulled the MST3k vol 9 disc set I had to download a torrent of "Teenage Strangler" I was in tears laughing at the plight of the geeky kid named Mike. I also loved Mike Nelson singing the song "Im a Janitor" god I loved that episode!

[Mock-Kappa]

Has anyone seen the Monkees Movie, Head? I taped it off of TMC last Friday night. Just when I think there is a pop culture movie that isn't as confusing as the End of Eva movies, I find this movie. I kept expecting something like the final shot from the Eva T.V. series to come up.
Things that made the movie as interesting as it was off the wall weird.
- Frank Zappa and a talking cow.
- A coke machine being blown up by a tank.
- Tor Johnson as a Studio guard.
- Fruge scenes
- Jack Nicholson as Jack Nicholson
- Annete Funacello dying from a snake bite.
- Scenes of the Vietnam War.

The one thing that I'm surprised wasn't in the film is something along the lines of the fish head club dancers from Godzilla vs. Hedorah.

Speaking of Tor Johnson, I recently found a Tor Johnson Mask at a Halloween Store. So I'm kicking around the idea of dressing up as the Beast of Yucca Flats for ACEN.

[Lee vs Gaara]

Let me borrow it! Come on, Mock Kappa! Give me Head!

[excel excel]

Mock-Kappa, on Oct 21 2007, 10:07 AM, said:

Has anyone seen the Monkees Movie, Head? I taped it off of TMC last Friday night. Just when I think there is a pop culture movie that isn't as confusing as the End of Eva movies, I find this movie. I kept expecting something like the final shot from the Eva T.V. series to come up.
Things that made the movie as interesting as it was off the wall weird.
- Frank Zappa and a talking cow.
- A coke machine being blown up by a tank.
- Tor Johnson as a Studio guard.
- Fruge scenes
- Jack Nicholson as Jack Nicholson
- Annete Funacello dying from a snake bite.
- Scenes of the Vietnam War.

The one thing that I'm surprised wasn't in the film is something along the lines of the fish head club dancers from Godzilla vs. Hedorah.

Speaking of Tor Johnson, I recently found a Tor Johnson Mask at a Halloween Store. So I'm kicking around the idea of dressing up as the Beast of Yucca Flats for ACEN.

YOU ARE MY HERO!!! <3

[kahad]

Lee vs Gaara, on Oct 21 2007, 10:19 AM, said:

Give me Head!

Yes, give it to me as well!!!

This is most likely the only time we can say that line on the forums without getting kicked/banned.

[Mock-Kappa]

excel excel, on Oct 21 2007, 03:42 PM, said:

YOU ARE MY HERO!!! <3

For which thing?
If it's the Tor Johnson cosplay. I just figured since Newski is bring it back Manos and Ian doing what he's doing it would be fun to do the most unanime like way out of left field obscure cosplay I could think of.

Lee vs Gaara, on Oct 21 2007, 03:19 PM, said:

Let me borrow it! Come on, Mock Kappa! Give me Head!

Newski , next time you hold a bad movie night, I'll try to bring. So we all can be wonder at Monkee's Head. Since I taped it off TMC and I have a few other things on it.

[excel excel]

A friend made me a copy of Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD. Its pretty fun! Oh and Maniac Cop. If you get a chance, try and watch those if you can!

[Lee vs Gaara]

excel excel, on Nov 19 2007, 09:59 PM, said:

A friend made me a copy of Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD. Its pretty fun! Oh and Maniac Cop. If you get a chance, try and watch those if you can!

Sgt. Kabukiman NYPD is actually lesser Troma... It's funny and all, but it's too uneven. And the unrated version, which only barely justifies an R-Rating just drags for about ten minutes or so... however long that very not arousing sex scene was.

Hell, I thought sex scenes involving asians were generally watchable, but I guess I was wrong.

But you can't get past that kickass theme song!

Traded in his Nightstick.... For a pair of chopsticks... Tough Cop in Kimono... With all your Ninja tricks....

Your Sgt.... Kabukiman!

[Mock-Kappa]

Lee vs Gaara, on Nov 20 2007, 01:08 PM, said:

But you can't get past that kickass theme song!

Traded in his Nightstick.... For a pair of chopsticks... Tough Cop in Kimono... With all your Ninja tricks....

Your Sgt.... Kabukiman!

Coming in time for Christmas. It's Newski Unplugged:
Featuring such songs as:
The theme from Sgt. Kabukiman
Lets have a Patrick Swayze Christmas!
Love Theme from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Opening theme from StarBlazers
The words get stuck in my throut
....and many more.
Order now and gets this Newski Bobble head doll.

[Lee vs Gaara]

Mock-Kappa, on Nov 22 2007, 10:04 AM, said:

Coming in time for Christmas. It's Newski Unplugged:
Featuring such songs as:
The theme from Sgt. Kabukiman
Lets have a Patrick Swayze Christmas!
Love Theme from Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Opening theme from StarBlazers
The words get stuck in my throut
....and many more.
Order now and gets this Newski Bobble head doll.

You know, I would SOOO get all my friends Newski Bobble Heads for Christmas.


And if anyone we know is having a Christmas Party, we'll all sing Patrick Swayze Christmas!