[excel excel]

So do you want to know if you will be rich, find a mate or just want to ask me a question. Then you have come to the right place my friend! Feel free to ask me anything and I will give you your answer. Best of all its free and fun! So what are you waiting for? Miss Cleo? Do it Do it cuz I said so!

**note: all predictions will not come true, if they do, you owe me $30.00 lol**

[FlyingElf]

excel excel, on May 18 2007, 02:10 PM, said:

So do you want to know if you will be rich, find a mate or just want to ask me a question. Then you have come to the right place my friend! Feel free to ask me anything and I will give you your answer. Best of all its free and fun! So what are you waiting for? Miss Cleo? Do it Do it cuz I said so!

**note: all predictions will not come true, if they do, you owe me $30.00 lol**

pfft, and they tell me I have a big ego...

[Shadow Queen]

excel excel, on May 18 2007, 01:10 PM, said:

So do you want to know if you will be rich, find a mate or just want to ask me a question. Then you have come to the right place my friend! Feel free to ask me anything and I will give you your answer. Best of all its free and fun! So what are you waiting for? Miss Cleo? Do it Do it cuz I said so!

**note: all predictions will not come true, if they do, you owe me $30.00 lol**

Will I ever become the breath-taking, jaw-dropping man-magnet I was born to be? Cuz believe me, time is running out on that one!!!

[excel excel]

FlyingElf, on May 18 2007, 01:19 PM, said:

pfft, and they tell me I have a big ego...

And you do! You dont need a prediction for that. However I do see viagra and jail time in your future....

Shadow Queen, on May 18 2007, 01:20 PM, said:

Will I ever become the breath-taking, jaw-dropping man-magnet I was born to be? Cuz believe me, time is running out on that one!!!

Yes you will. I see the stars alligned and it looks like come saturday night, all men will be praising your prowess. But your husband will be jealous.

[Shadow Queen]

excel excel, on May 18 2007, 01:48 PM, said:

And you do!
Yes you will. I see the stars alligned and it looks like come saturday night, all men will be praising your prowess. But your husband will be jealous.

To Flying Elf: Damn, she's good!!!

To Excel excel: Your check is on the way!!!

[excel excel]

Thank you! Im happy to be of service!

[GiveUpTheGhost]

When we going to wrestle in pudding?

I for some reason have to link a rod stewart music video

YOUNG HEARTS BE FREE TONIGHT!

[excel excel]

GiveUpTheGhost, on May 18 2007, 02:13 PM, said:

When we going to wrestle in pudding?

When the Cubs World series in 3018. Ill be dead by then.

[Femme Fatale]

Oh mighty Excel. Do I stand a chance in dating Gerard Butler?

[excel excel]

::looks at crystal ball::
I SEE IT!
You stand a chance...of getting rained on by flying elephants. However, I do see that you will have a job in 6 months. How do you feel about working in the Escort Service?

[Femme Fatale]

excel excel, on May 18 2007, 08:38 PM, said:

::looks at crystal ball::
I SEE IT!
You stand a chance...of getting rained on by flying elephants. However, I do see that you will have a job in 6 months. How do you feel about working in the Escort Service?

Cow pucky .

[Isamu]

With so many fat people in the world why can't I gain 20lbs? Also why am I the only one who understands the greatness that is me?

[hedi382]

Here is a question for you!!

Why do I get picked on so much from everybody? lol

[excel excel]

Isamu, on May 18 2007, 04:22 PM, said:

With so many fat people in the world why can't I gain 20lbs? Also why am I the only one who understands the greatness that is me?

I know its hard to see the greatness that is you. In order for you to understand this is to take a deep look at yourself in the mirror. Once you see how good you have it and compared to everyone else, youll realize that you were destined to be so awesome. No one can take that away from you. Embrace it. Make it your own.

You cant gain 20lbs because quite simply the fat people are eating it all before the skinny people can get their hands on it. But dont be discouraged! I do see that in about 6-8 weeks you will gain those pounds. All the fat people will die off real soon from diabetes, high blood pressure and stroke. Just give it some time.

[excel excel]

hedi382, on May 18 2007, 04:27 PM, said:

Here is a question for you!!

Why do I get picked on so much from everybody? lol

Because you are weak and you let people walk all over you. DO NOT FRET MY FRIEND! I see in the future that you will become a great success with a massive fortune while the ones that have picked on you will be on the streets begging for a fortune, or in jail, or dead.

[Mickey Shell Bamboo]

Will my dream about the Heartless coming to Earth come true? And if so, which version? The one where I'm at school... or wake up in the middle of the night?

Yes... I have issues.

[excel excel]

Mickey Shell Bamboo, on May 18 2007, 04:34 PM, said:

Will my dream about the Heartless coming to Earth come true? And if so, which version? The one where I'm at school... or wake up in the middle of the night?

Yes... I have issues.

You have serious issues indeed . But that is for another profession. You will see all versions at school. You will wail around a massive keyblade striking them down with one massive swing. However you will end up going to jail because its a violation to carry weapons to school and your grades will suffer for this. Plus you will be looked upon as crazy by your peers.

[Mickey Shell Bamboo]

excel excel, on May 18 2007, 04:39 PM, said:

You have serious issues indeed . But that is for another profession. You will see all versions at school. You will wail around a massive keyblade striking them down with one massive swing. However you will end up going to jail because its a violation to carry weapons to school and your grades will suffer for this. Plus you will be looked upon as crazy by your peers.

wheeeee a keyblade.

I'm already viewed as crazy by my peers. That's why I can't get a boyfriend....

[excel excel]

Mickey Shell Bamboo, on May 18 2007, 04:49 PM, said:

wheeeee a keyblade.

I'm already viewed as crazy by my peers. That's why I can't get a boyfriend....

Dont worry my dear. I see a sexy romeo coming your way in about 7 months! He will be the one who sweeps you off your feet and takes you neverland....

[iguanajon]

Do any of the girls I met at acen think I am cute ??? And does the SNJ Zabuza I met wish she had my e-mail or number ?

[Darc_Kross]

when's my pizza gonna get here... it's taking forever...

[Isamu]

Is there a difference between a hooker and a politician? Also why is it that the higher a person is in management the lower their IQ? What is a mental sickness day?

[Shadow Queen]

Isamu, on May 18 2007, 04:22 PM, said:

With so many fat people in the world why can't I gain 20lbs? Also why am I the only one who understands the greatness that is me?

The other reason why you can't gain 20 lbs is because the "Fatty Fairy" got our numbers crossed and gave it to me instead. Just give me a self-addressed, stamped envelope and I promise to send it to you right away.

And do not worry. I understand your greatness. Especially when the weight I've tried so hard to lose finally leaves my body and goes back to it's rightful owner. Heck, as far as I'm concerned, you'll be God!

[excel excel]

iguanajon, on May 18 2007, 04:56 PM, said:

Do any of the girls I met at acen think I am cute ??? And does the SNJ Zabuza I met wish she had my e-mail or number ?

Hell yes! Anyone who passes up on you will be a fool because you will be knee deep in $$$ in about two months. And if she doesnt have your email or cell number she's a bigger foll for passing up a studmuffin.

Darc_Kross, on May 18 2007, 04:58 PM, said:

when's my pizza gonna get here... it's taking forever...

I sense that if your pizza doesnt arrive in 30 mins or less it will be free!

[excel excel]

Isamu, on May 18 2007, 05:02 PM, said:

Is there a difference between a hooker and a politician? Also why is it that the higher a person is in management the lower their IQ? What is a mental sickness day?

There is no difference between them. Theyre sleazy.

As far as management goes its because its the only job that will keep their IQ in check.

Mental sickness day is where your brain takes a day off from thinking. Mines is everyday.

[wolverine33]

will i ever find that special someone....

Later

[Darc_Kross]

why is excel excel sooooo great?

[excel excel]

wolverine33, on May 18 2007, 06:32 PM, said:

will i ever find that special someone....

Later

I SEE IT! You will find that special someone...wait a minute...its showing! I FOUND IT! You will find that special someone in October. If you can wait that long she will be waiting for you. But until then you will remain single. For this was written in the stars!

Darc_Kross, on May 18 2007, 06:34 PM, said:

why is excel excel sooooo great?

Because she is all powerful and wise! And shes just darn cute!

[yoru]

will me and my lover ever become a couple?

lol i got all serious XD

[excel excel]

yoru, on May 18 2007, 07:14 PM, said:

will me and my lover ever become a couple?

lol i got all serious XD

Look for a serious relationship to build up in July