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Posted 13 April 2007 - 08:17 AM

I hace seen only one pickup line. But it has never failed.

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Posted 13 April 2007 - 11:08 PM

Did you just ask me to follow you?
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Posted 14 April 2007 - 12:57 AM

Are you from Tennesee? Because your the only Ten-I-See.
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Posted 15 April 2007 - 11:49 AM

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Posted 15 April 2007 - 06:54 PM

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Posted 15 April 2007 - 10:57 PM

(waiting for the el)
are you going downtown? how about we just go into town and you go down?

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 11:53 AM

Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag, because I asked for you for Christmas.

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Posted 18 April 2007 - 12:02 PM

Would you like to come to the pants party?

Are you trying to say that theres a party in your pants and I'm invited?
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Posted 20 April 2007 - 08:17 AM

If you want to score with a woman at an astronomy conference:

Your heavenly body is turning my white dwarf into a red giant!

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Posted 20 April 2007 - 09:07 PM

AHAHAHHAHAHAH EBK! and anya I may just use that one :)
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Posted 23 April 2007 - 10:33 AM

Hey baby, wanna see my three-headed monkey?

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Posted 02 May 2007 - 08:49 AM

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 09:08 AM

Hey, you're pretty cute. Want to dance?
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Posted 02 May 2007 - 10:06 AM

View PostFlyingElf, on May 2 2007, 09:49 AM, said:

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?


Oh thats just wrong :lol:
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 01:17 AM

your legs are the word, so lets go back to my place and spread the word


so how do you like your eggs, fertilized?

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Posted 03 May 2007 - 01:32 AM

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Posted 03 May 2007 - 07:07 AM

XD this is just what i use when I'm kidding around.

*Grabs butt* Sorry baby.....buns of steel, hands of magnets, you know how it is.
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Posted 03 May 2007 - 10:08 AM

You must be a parking ticket, because you have FINE written all over you.



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Posted 03 May 2007 - 10:38 AM

From across the room I thought your body was punching but upon closer inspection I can see its kicking!

I'm sorry for dispatching your boyfriend's arms! Need a hug? :)
Uh, hi!

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Posted 03 May 2007 - 11:24 AM

Hey! excuse me miss I have a question......How does this chloraform smell?*gags*
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Post icon  Posted 15 May 2007 - 11:01 PM

*Talking to a girl dressed like Ah My Goddess*

Guy: Did it hurt?

Girl: What?

Guy: when you fell from heaven... *cue rim shot*




This could work in a text message, a phone call, or an instant message, .... "I left something at your house." "What?" "My heart"


A variation... "Hey, I think you have something of mine." "What?" "My heart"





I've only tried this on my girlfriend and she knows I can be full of cheese so not going to gaurentee sucess... "I need to tell you a secret" *They lean in close, and then you suddenly kiss them on the lips* "I like you" :blink:
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Posted 16 May 2007 - 12:23 AM

Freaking awesome ones I thought of (and used) at con.

*hand girl keycard*

Hey baby, see you in my room later

or

*hands girl keycard*

Hey baby, would you take the key to my heart?
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Posted 16 May 2007 - 08:13 AM

Nice anime pick up lines here

hey baby wanna see my dragonballz and watch my powerpole extend?
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Posted 16 May 2007 - 10:53 AM

so this one is pretty bad. walk up to them, and just act likr eally sly and cool, and say:

"how bout we go back to my place and do all the things i told my friends we already did."
skiiiiin......good

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 02:49 PM

<.< This one has been used on me once before

but..it's a personal favorite. XD

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 03:01 PM

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Posted 17 May 2007 - 03:16 PM

XD -one used on my bestfriend and her boyfriend-
...-well, to someone else of course-

How cute would **points** and **points** look on top of a wedding cake together?

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Posted 17 June 2007 - 11:32 PM

"Do it all night, do it with me, I'll take you to heaven if you'll me make feel free"

from the E-Rotic song "Do It All Night" (also on Dance Dance Revolution 3rd Mix)

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Posted 20 June 2007 - 12:24 PM

Hey does this drink taste like GHB?
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Posted 21 June 2007 - 07:16 AM

Nice legs. What time do they open? ;)
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