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Posted 11 April 2007 - 03:07 PM

Well, let's see.....

1. Do you wash your clothes in Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
2. Nice Dress. It'll look better at the foot of my bed in the morning.
3. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It is just like a French kiss, but down under
4. You have been very naughty. Go to my room.
5. Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?
6. My friends over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. So do you want to buy some drinks with their money?
7. Do you beleive in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again?
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 03:13 PM

Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 03:16 PM

I hope you didn't hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven.
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 03:38 PM

Hi, do you dig guys who use cheesy pick-up lines?
That's right. I'm pretty much amazing.

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Posted 11 April 2007 - 05:19 PM

Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 05:31 PM

Excuse me, can you see my underwear?

Would you like to?
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 05:42 PM

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 05:48 PM

Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.

If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.

I have to say these are realllly cheesy but I'd give them credit for trying if someone said them to me.

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Posted 11 April 2007 - 05:52 PM

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 05:54 PM

Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

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Posted 11 April 2007 - 05:56 PM

is there a mirror in your pants? because i can see myself in them.

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Posted 11 April 2007 - 05:58 PM

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way.
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 06:13 PM

Whats your sign?

Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin

If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".

I'm good at math. U+I=69
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 06:54 PM

"hey baby, you remind me of a new series of manga; cuase i wanna take you home and read you all night"

meh i tried
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 06:57 PM

Weird Al had a funny song that was all silly pick-up lines... :lol:

Lyrics:

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I don't have a library card
But do you mind if I check you out?
I like your skeletal structure, baby
You're an ectomorph, no doubt

Your face is real symmetrical
And your nostils are so nice
I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl
So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos
That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare
You're so hot, you're gonna melt
The elastic in my underwear

I'll bet you're magically delicious
Like a bowl of Lucky Charms
You'd look like Venus de Milo
If I just cut off your arms
What I'm tryin' to say is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Do you believe in love at first sight
Or should I walk by again?
My love for you'd like diarrhea
I just can't hold it in

Stop, drop and roll now
'Cause baby, you're on fire
I'll bet your outfit
Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You're absolutely perfect
Don't speak now, you might spoil it
Your eyes are even bluer
Than the water in my toilet

Say, has anyone ever told you
You've got Yugoslavian hands?
No, of course not, that would be stupid
Just forget I ever brought it up
The point I'm trying to make is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo
Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

I wanna be your Krakatoa
Let my lava flow all over you
I wanna be your anaconda
And your heat-seeking missile too

I wanna be your beef burrito
Am I making this perfectly clear?
I wanna be your love torpedo
Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?
Uh huh

I hope I'm not being forward
But do you mind if I chew on your butt?
You can tell me truthfully
Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?

There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"
To desribe how smooth I am
Maybe you've seen my picture
It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

My lips are registered weapons
Can I invade your personal space?
You must have fallen from heaven
That would explain how you messed up your face

Well, how'd you get through security?
'Cause, baby, you're the bomb
I'd like to take you home right now
So you can meet my mom
Because I ...

I wanna be your lover, baby
I need somebody to love
You know I just wanna be your lover, baby
Now, I need somebody to love

Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy
Girl, you must be Jamaican
Because Jamaican me crazy

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Posted 11 April 2007 - 06:58 PM

If you stand in front of a mirror while holding 11 roses, you will see the twelve most beautiful things in the world

that one is sweet.
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 06:58 PM

View PostKasumisty, on Apr 12 2007, 12:57 AM, said:

Weird Al had a funny song that was all silly pick-up lines... :lol:

Lyrics:

you need to make you own, unless you're weird al in disguse (O.o)
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 08:34 PM

View Postbunnykat, on Apr 11 2007, 04:38 PM, said:

Hi, do you dig guys who use cheesy pick-up lines?

This gives me pause. Any fellow brave enough to approach me (or someone who's less X-chromosome challenged) with a cheesy (yet cleverly worded) pick-up line will be amusing at first, and potentially interesting. The self-awareness that goes into using such a line is also somewhat arousing, since it means that there's a follow-up coming.

It's not that bad (or cheezy) of a pick-up line at all.
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 08:43 PM

You know the Field Museum is full of bones, right? Have you ever wanted to be a museum?
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 08:57 PM

View PostFlyingElf, on Apr 11 2007, 07:13 PM, said:

baby if you were a pokemon, I'd choose you.

I remember me and my friend making shirts that said "Free The pokemon, Who would want a punk kid throwing you around forcing you to be A-sexual." Needless to say we got blank stares in the mall.
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 11:23 PM

Good call on the Weird Al song. I had completely forgotten.
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 11:33 PM

View PostGiveUpTheGhost, on Apr 12 2007, 02:57 AM, said:

I remember me and my friend making shirts that said "Free The pokemon, Who would want a punk kid throwing you around forcing you to be A-sexual." Needless to say we got blank stares in the mall.


That screams cheese lol!
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 11:44 PM

View Postexcel excel, on Apr 12 2007, 05:33 AM, said:

That screams cheese lol!


Hey was your dad a pokemon Trainer? Because I want to take a Peek-At-CHU!

:( I actually used this line one night. I got free drinks for it but still. I felt so frickin Dumb!
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 11:49 PM

At least you got drinks out of the deal XD
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 11:51 PM

View Postexcel excel, on Apr 12 2007, 05:49 AM, said:

At least you got drinks out of the deal XD


The chick was cute and I wanted to dance with her but I told them all I would :( Damn me and my foolish pride!
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Posted 12 April 2007 - 09:34 AM

Ah ha! I knew I had something funny to post here.
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Posted 12 April 2007 - 09:36 AM

are you into boxing? because if you are I can fist yah!
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Posted 12 April 2007 - 10:11 AM

You tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind alllll night long!
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Posted 12 April 2007 - 01:13 PM

We've met before.....you've got a face I can never forget

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Posted 12 April 2007 - 09:15 PM

Excuse me, do I need to buy a ticket for your fantastic voyage? LMAO

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