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Posted 11 April 2007 - 08:17 AM

This was in the insanity thread last year before we got this spankin new one! Go ahead and put the most cheesiest pick up line in here. Heck maybe you might get lucky and use it at acen...your chances of getting slapped are sure to increase here. But not too dirty. Begin!

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 08:22 AM

my room is non-smoking. Will that bother you after sex?
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 08:23 AM

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 08:25 AM

Hey, are you fishing, because you certainly caught my eye.
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 08:28 AM

There must be a stain on your shirt because I just can't stop staring at your breasts.
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Rots in abandoned fields
These idle hands inherit spoiled lands
As the hungry become the pigs
We reap (and) we sow
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 08:37 AM

Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 08:42 AM

Are you a cadillac because your trunk has my wheels spinning.
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 08:45 AM

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 08:54 AM

Baby I'd like to raid your molten core
O Mighty Ocean
Guide us as we journey through
The darkest pit of night

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Posted 11 April 2007 - 09:47 AM

would you like to see my scar?
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 10:12 AM

If my left leg was Christmas, and my right leg was Valentine's Day ... would you want to come visit me in between the holidays?






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Posted 11 April 2007 - 10:20 AM

View PoststomptoMYbeat, on Apr 11 2007, 12:12 PM, said:

If my left leg was Christmas, and my right leg was Valentine's Day ... would you want to come visit me in between the holidays?
BEST EVAR. XDD


no no no, you're supposed to use thanksgiving and christmas
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 10:24 AM

View PostFlyingElf, on Apr 11 2007, 04:20 PM, said:

no no no, you're supposed to use thanksgiving and christmas


IT DOESN'T MATTER! They're both holidays! xP *punches you*
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 11:46 AM

View PoststomptoMYbeat, on Apr 11 2007, 12:24 PM, said:

IT DOESN'T MATTER! They're both holidays! xP *punches you*


Valentine's Day doesn't count as a holiday. Plus you're forgetting that before Valentine's Day is New Years Day, Martin Luther King Day, and the Islamic new year. I mean you can't just pick 2 holidays and say lets spend some time between them. Otherwise we'll have people using if your right leg was the 4th of July and your left leg was Haloween, then we should spend some time between the holidays.
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 12:43 PM

do you have a band-aid?

because i just scraped my knee falling for you.

(my favorite one.. ever. sadly, no one's used it on me.. T.T )
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 12:43 PM

You must be a Snickers, because you satisfy me.
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 12:46 PM

If you were a booger, i'd pick you first.
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 12:51 PM

is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 12:54 PM

Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that @$$
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 12:58 PM

*points at large belly* it's my baby elephant, you wanna see his trunk?
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 01:01 PM

Baby are you tired, cuz you been running through my mind.
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 01:04 PM

a/s/l? (lame. lol.)
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 01:10 PM

My lips are skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 01:13 PM

baby if you were a pokemon, I'd choose you.
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 01:19 PM

i'm not a meat inspector, but that rump you have is grade a.
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 01:26 PM

View Postbunnykat, on Apr 11 2007, 02:19 PM, said:

i'm not a meat inspector, but that rump you have is grade a.

Oh, crap, I'm a culinary student. Don't even get me into meat-based pickup lines.

Though it does give new meaning to Peeled Side Muscle On. Or Steamship Round. Or "Frenched". Yeah.
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 01:42 PM

I lost my number, can I have yours?

One guy actually said that to me. I couldn't help but laugh xD
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 01:52 PM

Wanna sit on my lap and talk about what's up?
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 02:36 PM

Are you a terrorist? Because baby you are the bomb!
Ugh. Some guy at work said that to me <_<
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Posted 11 April 2007 - 02:58 PM

You're so sweet I could put you in my coffee
I will be with you when you lose your breath.
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